Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[TheMadLurker]

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/

[Alice au Wonderland]

Someone once told me that "presentation is more than half the battle". There's something about dressing demurely and licking sauce off of balls that is very appealing.

*fingering another asparagus stalk*

Are you ready for your grinder?

[timpad]

I sure hope so...

[Alice au Wonderland]

*gazing steadily at Timpad*

I love asparagus. Firm stalks, tender tips. Prepared properly, they're delicious. What's not to like?

*licking lips*

[Dead Corpse]

Not when you are tring to shoot with a bunch of guys though.

As for how much rain... It is supposed to be snowing in Dallas and rain moving up from Austin. Both "may" stop short of either side of Waco leaving that area dry, but cold.

That I can handle with no problem. It'd be shooting in sleet the whole day plus a total of 400 miles on Texas roads with Texas non-slippery road skills drivers that would knock the "This-Sucks-O-Meter" off its scales.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Why don't you sit over there on that bar stool? That way, everything will be within reach.

*walking over to warming drawer*

I hope you like hot buns.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Well, let's hope for dry weather then.

Are you going stag or is this a family event?

[timpad]

Texas non-slippery road skills drivers

Man, ain't you got that right. Some folks here in DFW are downright dumb about that. I mean, I'm from Phoenix and I got more sense than to just fly along...

[Alice au Wonderland]

You seem distracted, Timpad. Rough morning at work?

*Scooping up meatballs*

[timpad]

What's not to like?

fight it, fight it...

 

Um, nothing, nothing at all. It's just a bit thin, and kinda limp when cooked. I like firm, perky ones.

 

ohh no, what have I done?

Yeah, those buns'll be great!

[timpad]

No pretty good actually today, and the burns are healing nicely. Hmmm...Are those meatballs spicy?

[Dead Corpse]

Stag. It's a family event, but not for a two year old. We were gonna give Ana another five years before getting her into the sport. I think part of it is apprehendion on Zon's part too. She hasn't picked up a firearm in a while.

As for Texas drivers, it would have been funny the last time we had ice if it wasn't for the fact that I was on the same roads with some of those knotheads. Amazing what walks around upright some times...

[King Prout]

got it. yes. definitely. but don't feel the need to be completely bland, o my sister.

[Alice au Wonderland]

*amused glance*

I know what you mean. Limp stalks make for a disappointing experience.

*walking to the counter*

Here you go. Careful, now, they're a little overfilled. Oh, wait, you like them firm, too.

play it cool, play it cool

You want something to wet your whistle?

[King Prout]

*Pbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbth!*

[timpad]

*Gives up. Flat out gives up*

 

Uh huh. Something warm, and very, very moist...

[Darkchylde]

Well bleh!

What was that for?

[Alice au Wonderland]

We started our two youngest at age five. KP has a great shot of Tertia using a rifle.

[Dead Corpse]

Yeah... we'll see with Ana. I plan on setting her up with a Nerf pistol of some type here within the next year or so.

[Alice au Wonderland]

*Looking in the pantry*

Oh, what's this down here?

*Bending over*

Umph! Can't quite reach it.

*Stretching out on hands and knees*

*Glances at Timpad*

I think I need some help over here.

[timpad]

I think I need some help over here.

On the way...right bloody now.