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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: tuliptree76
I have a Cereal.......bar. Does it count?
To: Monkey Face
8,422
posted on
12/15/2005 9:36:09 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
To: EsmeraldaA
That counts. You just need a glass of milk to go with it. ;-)
To: tuliptree76
Milk? YIKES!
I don't drink milk since I was a baby.
But tea or juice will do. ;-))
To: EsmeraldaA
Oh, I love milk. I go through at least a gallon a week. LOL!
To: tuliptree76
I am lactose intolerant.
And can't stand the stuff . hehe
To: EsmeraldaA
To: EsmeraldaA; Darksheare; Army Air Corps; King Prout
My eyes are getting heavy. Been a long day. Gonna go to bed...
Good night.
To: tuliptree76
Good night and sweet dreams tulip.
To: tuliptree76
To: tuliptree76
8,431
posted on
12/15/2005 10:27:19 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Army Air Corps; EsmeraldaA
8,432
posted on
12/15/2005 10:27:47 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
Buenos nachos.
Mmmmmmmm, nachos...
To: King Prout
....First up?
Is anyone HeeEEEERRRReee?
*echo... silence*
....MaaaHAHAHAHAaaaaa!
*runs around like a loony*
Weeeeeeee!
*stops*
*ahem*
Now for my PLANSssss.
8,435
posted on
12/16/2005 5:47:04 AM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Darkchylde
Now for my PLANSssss.*Looks around warily. Grabs cup of coffee and departs - fast.*
8,436
posted on
12/16/2005 5:56:46 AM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: timpad
*runs maniacally*
This won't hurt a bit!
*gets distracted by the clock displaying the wrong time*
Well, no wonder noone's here!
*looks around*
Oh, Timmy...
8,437
posted on
12/16/2005 6:06:27 AM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Alice au Wonderland
8,438
posted on
12/16/2005 6:19:15 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Darksheare
If you need to add creamer or sugar, you aren't using the right grind of coffee. For a daily blend, I use a Folgers Dark/Gourmette roast. On the weekends I normally pick up a "specialty bean", Irish Cream being a favorite, and grind it as if for an expresso. Filtered water. NEVER clean your coffee pot. EVER. At least not the caraffe on a drip unit. Percolators should never need cleaning. Just like a wok, it WILL taste different.
The "scoop" I use is the one out of a Minute Maid Lemonade can. I think it is somewhere around 4-5 tablespoons. I use two heaping scoops. This fills a Krupps 12-cup coffee makers filter basket about half way.
If you can pour it into a clear mug and see any sunlight through it at all, you didn't use enough bean.
Pour into a 48oz insulated mug. Take to work.
8,439
posted on
12/16/2005 6:25:53 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Here you go...
Sorry you had to wait, but I kinda lost track of time the other day...
8,440
posted on
12/16/2005 6:29:00 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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