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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: fanfan
I *am* a good teacher... though in viva voce instruction I tend to use enough Anglo-Saxon to curl your hair :)
781 posted on 12/03/2005 3:38:19 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

That would be those specific instructions again.


;-D

The truth is always correct.
Thank God!


782 posted on 12/03/2005 3:47:41 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

well...

facts are always facts... truth is always subjective.

but, wellaway... gotta get back to thread-lashing the loops of the bowstring.

ttyl


783 posted on 12/03/2005 3:53:17 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: fanfan
I found one of those Coffee Crisp bars you were talking about in the exotic foods section of the store and tried it.

It really is good.

784 posted on 12/03/2005 4:19:03 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Cool!


My favorite aunt lived in Chicago, and any time she visited, she took a case of them home with her.

:-D


785 posted on 12/03/2005 4:38:48 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; NicknamedBob

"What could go wrong?..."

The Muslims have a philosophy about the number of wives a man can "happily" have.

One wife will get lonely.
Two wives will be jealous of each other.
With three wives, two are always ganging up on one.
With four wives, each wife always has a friend.

Now I'll try to skim through the thread I missed last night and today...

I think I'll miss a lot, so I hope someone can give me a synopsis. :o|


786 posted on 12/03/2005 5:07:13 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: sionnsar
Would you like some "Poblachd Saorsa,"

Sounds like a Sinn Fein rally.....

787 posted on 12/03/2005 5:09:49 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: King Prout

That is one Mad Bastard!!


788 posted on 12/03/2005 5:11:29 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face
The Muslims have a philosophy about the number of wives a man can "happily" have.

One wife will get lonely.
Two wives will be jealous of each other.
With three wives, two are always ganging up on one.
With four wives, each wife always has a friend.

What if you are allowed as many wives as you want, I think that was the belief of the Mormons before they abandoned it for Utah statehood.

789 posted on 12/03/2005 5:16:07 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

"What if you are allowed as many wives as you want, I think that was the belief of the Mormons before they abandoned it for Utah statehood."

They abandoned it because polygamy is against the law. If someone says he is a "Mormon polygamist", you can bet he is nothing but a polygamist, and he is breaking the law.

The only way you can be a polygamist in this country is to originally come from a country that allows multiple wives. However, in immigrating to this country, only the first wife is recognized as "legal," while the other wives are considered "household help," and therefore, have no legal status.


790 posted on 12/03/2005 5:29:38 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

I think they got Utah statehood around the same time, though.

Anyways, to get back to the question, what if a man has more than four wives?


791 posted on 12/03/2005 5:34:22 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

They aren't considered wives, then. More than four puts them into the concubine category.


792 posted on 12/03/2005 5:35:27 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

You have a point there, the union between the man and any of the individual women would be meaningless.


793 posted on 12/03/2005 5:39:24 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face; Irish_Thatcherite

I have no objection to having "household help."

Should I advertise?


It's either that, or back down to the Red Cross to bug them about being a Viagra Donor. I think they were getting tired of seeing me.


794 posted on 12/03/2005 5:39:36 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Anyways, to get back to the question, what if a man has more than four wives?

Under Islam the fifth marriage would not be valid any more then the second marriage is under our system.

An Islamic man however may take as many concubines as he chooses.

795 posted on 12/03/2005 5:39:56 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: NicknamedBob
I have no objection to having "household help."

Not polygamy, but "household help"!

796 posted on 12/03/2005 5:41:23 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Monkey Face; Irish_Thatcherite
"An Islamic man however may take as many concubines as he chooses"

Well, I'm not signing up for that Islamic stuff.

I think I'll become Icelandic. That would be cooler.

797 posted on 12/03/2005 5:43:04 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

More than one wife at a time is not recognized in most countries. It's only the Middles Eastern countries that practice multiple wives. And they are mostly nothing but chattel.

Only the first wife has any status there, but divorce is simple and no paper is required. All it takes is for the man to say, "I divorce thee," three times in front of two witnesses.


798 posted on 12/03/2005 5:43:12 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I think I might become a Muslim, seeing as I can't drink for a while......


799 posted on 12/03/2005 5:43:36 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: NicknamedBob

Because?...


800 posted on 12/03/2005 5:43:51 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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