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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: King Prout

Not where I come from...I was so happy to get rid of my exes that I passed up alimony in favor of an early ruling...twice...


7,641 posted on 12/15/2005 2:50:49 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: King Prout

Not in Michigan. Apparently divorce settlements can be renegotiated twenty years after the fact.


7,642 posted on 12/15/2005 2:51:30 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: King Prout

AND!
I took my maiden name back!


7,643 posted on 12/15/2005 2:52:07 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Yeah, that I actually know. I'm a tea drinker myself, can't stand coffee.


7,644 posted on 12/15/2005 2:52:09 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
*blushing*
7,645 posted on 12/15/2005 2:52:45 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Darkchylde

Lovely tea.. *sipping*


7,646 posted on 12/15/2005 2:56:44 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Never knew you were the blushing type.


7,647 posted on 12/15/2005 2:57:29 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I thought you'd enjoy it.


7,648 posted on 12/15/2005 2:58:14 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Not very thick... if you like Kava.


7,649 posted on 12/15/2005 2:58:19 PM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I should probably have another cup, I've only had one today.
I've actually wondered if tea is any different on your side.


7,650 posted on 12/15/2005 2:58:42 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: King Prout

I got it singing, but it seems to be humming the Oscar Meyer theme song.
Do bots get hungry?


7,651 posted on 12/15/2005 2:58:52 PM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Gonna have to wait until tomorrow for your Prize...

Night all..

7,652 posted on 12/15/2005 2:59:42 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Monkey Face; Darkchylde; Irish_Thatcherite; Dead Corpse

It's not that bad!

Honest!

In 12 cup drip percolator pot, fill to 6 cup mark with water.
In filter, put 6 heaping scoops of coffee.
Medium roast works best, just make sure it's a robust blend.
Found a maxwellhouse 'medium roast' that was rather anemic.
Put pinch of salt in filter, about as much as it would take to cover the surface of a dime with one even layer.
This keeps the coffee from tasting burned too quickly, it doesn't age well brewed this way.

Brew, recirculate if need be, usually not.
Add sugar and dairy creamer.
Creamora and coffeemate are not recommended unless you like the heart racing that Ranger Pudding gives.
That, and the nondairy creamer will give you both a headache and a buzz with the coffee.


I usually put about 8 spoons of sugar in this stuff, it ends up being like Russian Kava, thick and sweet with that bitter overtone to it.

Oh, and I am NOT responsible for seeming demonic possession of the coffeepot, or the coffeepot ending up acting as if it has been damaged.

Be sure NOT to add creamora or coffeemate to the brew, unless you LIKE ranger pudding style heart racing.
When I brew that stuff for myself, I recirculate the stuff to brew a second time, but that's me for my own personal enjoyment, and it may wreck the coffeepot.
Don't forget the salt, it's important to the finished brew.


7,653 posted on 12/15/2005 3:00:10 PM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I did indeed.


7,654 posted on 12/15/2005 3:00:55 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Darkchylde

I don't know if tea is different, but I doubt it is.


7,655 posted on 12/15/2005 3:01:54 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

When I drink tea, I prefer the type described as "Irish Breakfast Tea". I don't know if it really has anything to do either with the Irish or with breakfast, but it is tasty. Is there such a thing as "Irish Breakfast Tea" in Ireland?


7,656 posted on 12/15/2005 3:02:16 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Goodnight DC!!


7,657 posted on 12/15/2005 3:02:26 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Darksheare

That actually sounds good.


7,658 posted on 12/15/2005 3:03:26 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Dead Corpse

*pouting*

Night DC!


7,659 posted on 12/15/2005 3:03:32 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I don't know really, we aren't really discerning (that is left for alcohol!!), we pour out a mug of 'tae' and drink it....


7,660 posted on 12/15/2005 3:04:54 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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