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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: King Prout
So THAT's why it keeps smacking my hand and chirping when I reach for the light switch, or anything else for that matter.
7,601
posted on
12/15/2005 2:17:01 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
To: Darksheare
7,602
posted on
12/15/2005 2:17:02 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
Yes, quite. But everyone around here has to own at least one
diamond whatever... or you're not... I don't know, something.
7,603
posted on
12/15/2005 2:17:06 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Monkey Face
7,604
posted on
12/15/2005 2:17:17 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Monkey Face
I like some sparkly things, but it depends upon the setting of the gems.
Anyway, I'm always aghast at the asking prices for baubles these days. I'll look at something and begin calculating how much of a mortgage payment or grocery bill it is.
7,605
posted on
12/15/2005 2:17:26 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
7,606
posted on
12/15/2005 2:17:34 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
7,607
posted on
12/15/2005 2:19:07 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Are we frightening you away?
7,608
posted on
12/15/2005 2:19:12 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Darkchylde
Yah. Well, just remember that ANYone can wear diamonds. I don't like them because they are literally cold. A diamond will always feel cold on your tongue because it absorbs the heat you produce.
7,609
posted on
12/15/2005 2:19:22 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Darksheare
hold on... there was a shut down protocol installed on that unit... looking it up...
7,610
posted on
12/15/2005 2:19:50 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Yah...I know that feeling...if I'm going to spend money on something like a piece of jewelry, I want to make sure it is "different."
7,611
posted on
12/15/2005 2:20:26 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Dead Corpse
*holding breath and holding still*
*wondering if a "double tag" is possible*
7,612
posted on
12/15/2005 2:20:37 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Monkey Face
Yup. That and the fact that one doesn't need a knuckle duster in order to schlep kids around.
7,613
posted on
12/15/2005 2:21:56 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Monkey Face
As I told DC, there cold, hard rocks, like a gold-digger's heart.
7,614
posted on
12/15/2005 2:21:59 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Darkchylde; Darksheare
Are we frightening you away? Not unless I have to drink your brother's coffee....
7,615
posted on
12/15/2005 2:22:54 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Darkchylde
May I quote you the next time I have need to mention a gold-digger? *snort*
7,616
posted on
12/15/2005 2:24:17 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
*Lifts couch with one hand, tags with other*
TAG!!!!
*Lets moving couch crawl away...*
7,617
posted on
12/15/2005 2:25:12 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Darksheare
I hate to do this to you, but the emergency override authorization is in the form of a traditional Irish song, which you must sing to the bot:
As beautiful Kitty one morning was tripping,
With a pitcher of milk from the fair of Coleraine,
When she saw him she stumbled, the pitcher it tumbled,
And all the sweet buttermilk watered the plain.
Oh! What shall I do now, 'twas looking at you now,
Sure, sure, such a pitcher I'll ne'er meet again.
'Twas the pride of my dairy, Oh, Barney McCleary,
You're sent as a plague on the girls of Coleraine.
He sat down beside her and gently did chide her,
That such a misfortune should give her such pain.
A kiss then he gave her, and before he did leave her,
She vowed for such pleasure, she'd break it again.
'Twas haymaking season, I can't tell the reason,
Misfortune will never come single 'tis plain,
For very soon after poor Kitty's disaster,
The divil a pitcher was whole in Coleraine.
7,618
posted on
12/15/2005 2:27:05 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Dead Corpse
Aaaaargh!
7,619
posted on
12/15/2005 2:31:40 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; Darkchylde
You don't HAVE to drink it.
But if you do, thin it out with some Guinness.
7,620
posted on
12/15/2005 2:32:11 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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