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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Alice au Wonderland

Ya tryin' to get me eaten by dust bunnies?


7,581 posted on 12/15/2005 2:05:10 PM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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To: Dead Corpse

"...I still like to think I can come in here and hang my hat whenever I want to."

You can. You do. It wouldn't be the UT without you.


7,582 posted on 12/15/2005 2:05:14 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Actually, that isn't me... Sorry to disappoint. ;-)


7,583 posted on 12/15/2005 2:05:21 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

Hugs are always nice. *yay*


7,584 posted on 12/15/2005 2:06:21 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Monkey Face

I never use height as a weapon, especially
since it could just as easily be used on me.


7,585 posted on 12/15/2005 2:07:12 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Dead Corpse
*rolling under moving sofa to escape detection, à la Ulysses*

*smothering giggles*

7,586 posted on 12/15/2005 2:07:18 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Not disappointed. I'm betting that you're an improvement over the original.


7,587 posted on 12/15/2005 2:08:23 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Darksheare

*small voice* I wasn't planning on it.


7,588 posted on 12/15/2005 2:08:55 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; King Prout

"You were born on the cusp; you're Aquarius and it does make a difference for your birth stone."

I was born in Taurus, but the moon, Venus and Mars were all in Aries...so I have red hair and get bored easily...And I love emeralds, but actually, anything that sparkles is good...;o]


7,589 posted on 12/15/2005 2:09:32 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Dead Corpse

"...Actually, I really do own a jacket identical to this one."

I'll remember that when next I'm in your neighborhood....;o]


7,590 posted on 12/15/2005 2:11:52 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darkchylde

7,591 posted on 12/15/2005 2:13:31 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

Awjeez, DC...you promised you'd never post the piccies I took of you that weekend...}:o[


7,592 posted on 12/15/2005 2:13:33 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darksheare

Is there something I can do to help you get away from the dust bunnies?


7,593 posted on 12/15/2005 2:14:41 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Dead Corpse

*hee hee*

Thank you.


7,594 posted on 12/15/2005 2:14:51 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Improvement? Not yet. Still working on getting rid of some "excess".


7,595 posted on 12/15/2005 2:14:55 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

*sweating profusely*

I'd almost convinced them to head back to their rooms on sub level four..


7,596 posted on 12/15/2005 2:15:01 PM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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To: Darkchylde

Diamonds are "common."


7,597 posted on 12/15/2005 2:15:20 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darksheare

that is very very bad.

that is the spider mine prototype
which the techies decided to program
with drunken-monkey behavioral paradigms,
and which subsequently downloaded
the Viggo Bozodozeus virus
from a mechaporn site

do not make any
sudden movements
try not to panic.

if it begins to sing
Elvis Presley's "US Male" song,
well...
promising it mass quantities of booze
has been known to work
at least once.


7,598 posted on 12/15/2005 2:15:45 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Monkey Face; King Prout

Something that might distract them, maybe.
But then I still have ot get out of the duct work and somehow get the rolling red eyed spider mine bot off my noggin.


7,599 posted on 12/15/2005 2:16:03 PM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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This thread is strange tonight...


7,600 posted on 12/15/2005 2:16:54 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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