Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[TheMadLurker]

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/

[Alice au Wonderland]

I'm free to rub you the right way for a little while longer.

[timpad]

once in the "parlor," is when to stop.

Your time will arrive, believe me. Cherish youth. It is the one thing truly irreplaceable. Take it from one who has seen many, many years...*voice trails off, again...*

[Alice au Wonderland]

Better the alligators than the Yeti that was in the marsh this morning.

Serious medical question: Primus' med is oxycodone. Can he take cough medicine with it?

[NicknamedBob]

No. No alligators. Can't absolutely guarantee we won't turn up a snapper in the swamp, though.

There is the matter of the young plesiosaurs, though. I'm not entirely sure they're quite housebroken yet as company in the moat.

[timpad]

Thank you, m'lady. You most certainly rub the right way. }-]

[Kindly Old Doc Tsu]

bombay cat? primus should do ok. his problem is his propensity for exaggeration of symptoms. don't want him to suffer, but how to separate real from creative? trying to figure out how to send primus, tertia and quartius to some sort of camp for part of the summer so i can import secundus without engendering major forms of hostility among the siblings. we shall see. summer camp, not concentration camp.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Are you happy with where I'm rubbing or should I move lower?

[Darksheare]

Sounds like home!
;-)

[Kindly Old Doc Tsu]

what type of cough medicine? THIS IS IMPORTANT. plain old robitussin or robitussin DM should be fine. anything else, talk to me first.

[Kindly Old Doc Tsu]

how 'bout snakes? (if it's going to taste like chicken, let it BE chicken.)

[timpad]

I'm very happy with where your rubbing, but the shoulders would be exquisite. If the cloak is in the way, no danger issues from moving it...

[timpad]

your=you're

I'm relaxing, all right. Sorry NnB.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Waaaaaay ahead of you.

I've already inquired re: sending Primus to Chicago sometime in late August or early September. The relational units are receptive to the idea.

I figured to send/bring Secundus down to you at the same time as Primus is in Chicago.

However, before I can make concrete plans, I need to know the date of my marital clan's trip to the OBX. It's supposed to take place in August, but I don't yet know the exact dates. I should have that info by X-mas.

[Alice au Wonderland]

We don't know if she's a true bombay (her breeding is right, in terms of the early bombay attempts), but she's nearly a look alike to Mollie.

She's just been spayed, vaccinated and de-wormed.

She will need a new name, though. The one she has now is too dumb for words.

[Kindly Old Doc Tsu]

ok, you who speaks Engligh - figure out the tense(s) in this rather common (in this area) phrase denoting a probable reaction to another's unconscionable behavior:

I'd 'a BEEN killed him!

[Kindly Old Doc Tsu]

engligh = english

[Alice au Wonderland]

S$$T! Why didn't you say that before?! I just gave him 2 tsp of supermarket brand cough syrup containing the following:

Chlorpheniramine maleate, USP 1 mg (Antihistimine)

Dextromethorphan HBr, USP 5 mg (Cough Supressant)

Pseudoephedrine HCl, USP 15 mg (Nasal Decongestant)

Do I have to go stick my finger down his throat now?!

[Alice au Wonderland]

*gently stroking neck on way to shoulders*

I think you'll be more comfortable without your cape, for now.....

[Kindly Old Doc Tsu]

no. he'll be ok. should sleep very well, but should wake up. tomorrow.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Nice to know that I affect your powers of concentration....*gentle smirk*