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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
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To: timpad
I'm free to rub you the right way for a little while longer.
7,181
posted on
12/14/2005 7:06:35 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Baraonda
once in the "parlor," is when to stop. Your time will arrive, believe me. Cherish youth. It is the one thing truly irreplaceable. Take it from one who has seen many, many years...*voice trails off, again...*
7,182
posted on
12/14/2005 7:06:53 PM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
Better the alligators than the Yeti that was in the marsh this morning.
Serious medical question: Primus' med is oxycodone. Can he take cough medicine with it?
7,183
posted on
12/14/2005 7:07:52 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
No. No alligators. Can't absolutely guarantee we won't turn up a snapper in the swamp, though.
There is the matter of the young plesiosaurs, though. I'm not entirely sure they're quite housebroken yet as company in the moat.
7,184
posted on
12/14/2005 7:07:56 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Thank you, m'lady. You most certainly rub the right way. }-]
7,185
posted on
12/14/2005 7:08:18 PM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: Alice au Wonderland
bombay cat? primus should do ok. his problem is his propensity for exaggeration of symptoms. don't want him to suffer, but how to separate real from creative? trying to figure out how to send primus, tertia and quartius to some sort of camp for part of the summer so i can import secundus without engendering major forms of hostility among the siblings. we shall see. summer camp, not concentration camp.
7,186
posted on
12/14/2005 7:10:31 PM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: timpad
Are you happy with where I'm rubbing or should I move lower?
7,187
posted on
12/14/2005 7:11:45 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: sweetliberty
7,188
posted on
12/14/2005 7:12:10 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
what type of cough medicine? THIS IS IMPORTANT. plain old robitussin or robitussin DM should be fine. anything else, talk to me first.
7,189
posted on
12/14/2005 7:12:49 PM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: NicknamedBob
how 'bout snakes? (if it's going to taste like chicken, let it BE chicken.)
7,190
posted on
12/14/2005 7:14:57 PM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: Alice au Wonderland
I'm very happy with where your rubbing, but the shoulders would be exquisite. If the cloak is in the way, no danger issues from moving it...
7,191
posted on
12/14/2005 7:15:32 PM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: timpad
your=you're
I'm relaxing, all right. Sorry NnB.
7,192
posted on
12/14/2005 7:17:03 PM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
Waaaaaay ahead of you.
I've already inquired re: sending Primus to Chicago sometime in late August or early September. The relational units are receptive to the idea.
I figured to send/bring Secundus down to you at the same time as Primus is in Chicago.
However, before I can make concrete plans, I need to know the date of my marital clan's trip to the OBX. It's supposed to take place in August, but I don't yet know the exact dates. I should have that info by X-mas.
7,193
posted on
12/14/2005 7:19:23 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
We don't know if she's a true bombay (her breeding is right, in terms of the early bombay attempts), but she's nearly a look alike to Mollie.
She's just been spayed, vaccinated and de-wormed.
She will need a new name, though. The one she has now is too dumb for words.
7,194
posted on
12/14/2005 7:23:26 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: NicknamedBob
ok, you who speaks Engligh - figure out the tense(s) in this rather common (in this area) phrase denoting a probable reaction to another's unconscionable behavior:
I'd 'a BEEN killed him!
7,195
posted on
12/14/2005 7:24:16 PM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
7,196
posted on
12/14/2005 7:26:21 PM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
S$$T! Why didn't you say that before?! I just gave him 2 tsp of supermarket brand cough syrup containing the following:
Chlorpheniramine maleate, USP 1 mg (Antihistimine)
Dextromethorphan HBr, USP 5 mg (Cough Supressant)
Pseudoephedrine HCl, USP 15 mg (Nasal Decongestant)
Do I have to go stick my finger down his throat now?!
7,197
posted on
12/14/2005 7:27:24 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: timpad
*gently stroking neck on way to shoulders*
I think you'll be more comfortable without your cape, for now.....
7,198
posted on
12/14/2005 7:28:54 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
no. he'll be ok. should sleep very well, but should wake up. tomorrow.
7,199
posted on
12/14/2005 7:29:14 PM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: timpad
Nice to know that I affect your powers of concentration....*gentle smirk*
7,200
posted on
12/14/2005 7:29:34 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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