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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: NicknamedBob
Never mind!

I forgot all about the reading assignment. You just reminded me of it.
7,161 posted on 12/14/2005 6:52:05 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Monkey Face; Stag

Where is Stag anyway?


7,162 posted on 12/14/2005 6:52:37 PM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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To: NicknamedBob

hey, NnB. are you ok? you're pretty fierce today. do you need a careful, gentle backrub with attention to .....


7,163 posted on 12/14/2005 6:52:39 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I think I'll ask you to be exercise director then, and swimming coach.

Apply to your Bro for title modifications if needed, and feel free to draw from stores whatever items may assist you in your duties, (body shaving supplies and racing swimwear, for instance...).

The entertainment part ... you couldn't avoid doing that if you wanted to.


7,164 posted on 12/14/2005 6:52:55 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Who gave you a hard time?

Both meetings were difficult. Questions were asked. Issues were raised. As well they should be. But I was successful.

The Elders gave me their blessing.

And the Guild gave me their permission, with a bit of nostalgic regret that I found surprisingly touching... *voice trails off...*

Ah, the hands. Let's start with the temples, please.

7,165 posted on 12/14/2005 6:53:19 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Baraonda

Darn it!

I make so many errors that I'll never get to enter the "parlor." And I can't blame it all on my stuck keys - I blame it on me!


7,166 posted on 12/14/2005 6:53:27 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Monkey Face; sweetliberty

Careful of the stuff in the lower level growing on ya.
I dunno if it will come off.


7,167 posted on 12/14/2005 6:53:43 PM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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To: Darksheare

Ooookay. Sounds about right.


7,168 posted on 12/14/2005 6:54:14 PM PST by sweetliberty (Stupidity should make you sterile.)
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To: Baraonda

As the resident underage bartender, you're supposed to know your drinks.

Pop quiz: What are the components of a Long Island Iced Tea and how does one make it?

Time limit: 2 minutes


7,169 posted on 12/14/2005 6:54:28 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Baraonda
I don't drink alcohol. :)

Good on ya! Wish I didn't!

7,170 posted on 12/14/2005 6:55:30 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

1. nestle' iced tea mix.

2. fresh lemon/lime squeeze

3. DDT spray for the final touch


7,171 posted on 12/14/2005 6:59:28 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Cool.

We do have a pool, right? 10 lanes, 50 m long with baffles.

We'll also need a "lagoon". This, ideally, should be adjacent to the parlor, but we can make do, if it isn't.

Hmmmmm. We're gonna need stuff.....

*scribbling on clipboard*


7,172 posted on 12/14/2005 6:59:54 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I didn't want to answer that difficult question. But, how did I do?


7,173 posted on 12/14/2005 7:00:25 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: timpad

The temples it is, then. Just lean back and let Alice make you feel soooo goood!


7,174 posted on 12/14/2005 7:01:03 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
"are you ok? you're pretty fierce today."

Not to worry. My ferocity is always only mental.

I appreciate the offer, but I'm "good," as is laughingly said these days.

7,175 posted on 12/14/2005 7:01:25 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Baraonda

*obnoxious buzzing sound*

WRONG! Thank you for playing. Bartender's license is revoked.

p.s.---The DDT was an imaginative touch, though.


7,176 posted on 12/14/2005 7:02:20 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: NicknamedBob

we didn't pack ALLIGATORS, did we?????


7,177 posted on 12/14/2005 7:02:26 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: timpad

The only time I would ever drink were if I were allowed into the "parlor" and then only to forget. I'm afraid though the only thing I may forget, once in the "parlor," is when to stop.


7,178 posted on 12/14/2005 7:03:35 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Opa...but please, do not let me tire you further. I know how tough Nekkid Tag can be on the legs, amongst other bits. If you'd rather not...


7,179 posted on 12/14/2005 7:03:56 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

Hi KODT!

Did you get KP his gut scrubbing pill?

How are you feeling?

Primus is recovering nicely. I've started reducing the pain meds.

Mcxlplx is getting a sister on Saturday.


7,180 posted on 12/14/2005 7:05:23 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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