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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: NicknamedBob
Never mind!
I forgot all about the reading assignment. You just reminded me of it.
To: Monkey Face; Stag
7,162
posted on
12/14/2005 6:52:37 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
To: NicknamedBob
hey, NnB. are you ok? you're pretty fierce today. do you need a careful, gentle backrub with attention to .....
7,163
posted on
12/14/2005 6:52:39 PM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: Alice au Wonderland
I think I'll ask you to be exercise director then, and swimming coach.
Apply to your Bro for title modifications if needed, and feel free to draw from stores whatever items may assist you in your duties, (body shaving supplies and racing swimwear, for instance...).
The entertainment part ... you couldn't avoid doing that if you wanted to.
7,164
posted on
12/14/2005 6:52:55 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Who gave you a hard time? Both meetings were difficult. Questions were asked. Issues were raised. As well they should be. But I was successful.
The Elders gave me their blessing.
And the Guild gave me their permission, with a bit of nostalgic regret that I found surprisingly touching... *voice trails off...*
Ah, the hands. Let's start with the temples, please.
7,165
posted on
12/14/2005 6:53:19 PM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: Baraonda
Darn it!
I make so many errors that I'll never get to enter the "parlor." And I can't blame it all on my stuck keys - I blame it on me!
7,166
posted on
12/14/2005 6:53:27 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Monkey Face; sweetliberty
Careful of the stuff in the lower level growing on ya.
I dunno if it will come off.
7,167
posted on
12/14/2005 6:53:43 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
To: Darksheare
Ooookay. Sounds about right.
7,168
posted on
12/14/2005 6:54:14 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile.)
To: Baraonda
As the resident underage bartender, you're supposed to know your drinks.
Pop quiz: What are the components of a Long Island Iced Tea and how does one make it?
Time limit: 2 minutes
7,169
posted on
12/14/2005 6:54:28 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Baraonda
I don't drink alcohol. :)Good on ya! Wish I didn't!
7,170
posted on
12/14/2005 6:55:30 PM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: Alice au Wonderland
1. nestle' iced tea mix.
2. fresh lemon/lime squeeze
3. DDT spray for the final touch
7,171
posted on
12/14/2005 6:59:28 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: NicknamedBob
Cool.
We do have a pool, right? 10 lanes, 50 m long with baffles.
We'll also need a "lagoon". This, ideally, should be adjacent to the parlor, but we can make do, if it isn't.
Hmmmmm. We're gonna need stuff.....
*scribbling on clipboard*
7,172
posted on
12/14/2005 6:59:54 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I didn't want to answer that difficult question. But, how did I do?
7,173
posted on
12/14/2005 7:00:25 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: timpad
The temples it is, then. Just lean back and let Alice make you feel soooo goood!
7,174
posted on
12/14/2005 7:01:03 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
"are you ok? you're pretty fierce today." Not to worry. My ferocity is always only mental.
I appreciate the offer, but I'm "good," as is laughingly said these days.
7,175
posted on
12/14/2005 7:01:25 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Baraonda
*obnoxious buzzing sound*
WRONG! Thank you for playing. Bartender's license is revoked.
p.s.---The DDT was an imaginative touch, though.
7,176
posted on
12/14/2005 7:02:20 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: NicknamedBob
we didn't pack ALLIGATORS, did we?????
7,177
posted on
12/14/2005 7:02:26 PM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: timpad
The only time I would ever drink were if I were allowed into the "parlor" and then only to forget. I'm afraid though the only thing I may forget, once in the "parlor," is when to stop.
7,178
posted on
12/14/2005 7:03:35 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Opa...but please, do not let me tire you further. I know how tough Nekkid Tag can be on the legs, amongst other bits. If you'd rather not...
7,179
posted on
12/14/2005 7:03:56 PM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
Hi KODT!
Did you get KP his gut scrubbing pill?
How are you feeling?
Primus is recovering nicely. I've started reducing the pain meds.
Mcxlplx is getting a sister on Saturday.
7,180
posted on
12/14/2005 7:05:23 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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