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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Baraonda

Did you misplace your valid biometric identity card?


7,141 posted on 12/14/2005 6:25:11 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: NicknamedBob

*Relaying the coordinates to the delivery men (mmmmm)*

Thanks, Bob! We don't want to run out of goodies and I've ordered extra as gifts for any other world lifeforms we may meet.


7,142 posted on 12/14/2005 6:29:44 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: NicknamedBob
* You think he might be one of my offspring?*

How old are you anyway? LOL!

You probably have the same data because you have been monitoring him too.....
7,143 posted on 12/14/2005 6:29:50 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Baraonda

Even those leftovers were good. Now, a few Black Russians...


7,144 posted on 12/14/2005 6:32:51 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad

Hi timpad!

DC and I are engaging in "Naked Tag" throughout the castle. So far, he's lost a sock and I've lost an unmentionable, of which I've yet to post a picture.

You can play with us, or you can watch the film from your state room.


7,145 posted on 12/14/2005 6:34:16 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: timpad

Anything I can do to help you to relax, Timpad?


7,146 posted on 12/14/2005 6:37:05 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: timpad

What are Black Russians?

Are they things that you eat?


7,147 posted on 12/14/2005 6:37:48 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: HKMk23

adrenaline is medication


7,148 posted on 12/14/2005 6:38:00 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
I saw that the game was going on. Quite the er, rules you have there, Alice.
7,149 posted on 12/14/2005 6:38:54 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: NicknamedBob

I can be whatever you want me to be, Bob. *throaty purr*


7,150 posted on 12/14/2005 6:40:15 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Anything I can do...?

Oh, I'm quite sure there is...a bit of relaxation might have a marvelous restorative effect. A most arduous day...

7,151 posted on 12/14/2005 6:41:09 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: EsmeraldaA; StarCMC; timpad; Alice au Wonderland
"How old are you anyway?"

Go to my home page, and scan down to the middle of it.

There's a poem there titled, "Before There Was Dirt," which tells my history. When printed out, it runs four pages.

It's kind of a long story...

7,152 posted on 12/14/2005 6:42:43 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: timpad

Well, no one else was around and we wanted to see what happened to the person who posted the double 69.

I mean, only one person can get the double 69, so it begged the question: If someone snags the double 69, do the 69's cancel each other out, leaving the poster with the standard missionary position? Enquiring, prurient minds wanted to know.

It was all in the name of science....and then it became...you know....FUN!


7,153 posted on 12/14/2005 6:44:31 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Baraonda
Are they things that you eat?

No, my FRiend, they are things you drink. You take a bottle of Stolichnaya Vodka, half a bottle of Kahlua or your favorite coffee liqueur, all the ice you can carry and...

7,154 posted on 12/14/2005 6:44:35 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
It was all in the name of science....and then it became...you know....FUN!

Well, was the answer found, or did distractions overtake?

7,155 posted on 12/14/2005 6:46:37 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad

I'm sorry to hear it. Who gave you a hard time? The elders, the guild, or the sorry individuals who dared to cross your path?

*dimming the lights and warming the oil*

Where do you want me to put my hands first?


7,156 posted on 12/14/2005 6:46:53 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: timpad

It turns out that IT snagged the 6969 while I was gone and nobody, I mean nobody, noticed. I would conclude that absolutely nothing happened. Whether or not that's IT's fault, I cannot be certain.


7,157 posted on 12/14/2005 6:49:10 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: timpad

Well, now you know why I didn't what it was - I don't drink alcohol. :)


7,158 posted on 12/14/2005 6:49:31 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Baraonda
erratum correctionatum... Well, now you know why I didn't know what it was - I don't drink alcohol. :)
7,159 posted on 12/14/2005 6:51:36 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: sweetliberty

Oh, drats.

Okers.
Well, ,there's a sectional story, posted in bits and pieces throughout the thread, er, series.
One day in the initial run of the undead thread on the very bones of jj_fate, we all said, "Hey, we can build a castle!"

And so in text form, a castle was built.
And then we said decided to be mobile.
(A mobile castle? Sure!)

So in text form, the castle has been retooled *cough* to be a huge space going vessel.
(Destination: Mars. Gotta moon the Viking Probe..)


7,160 posted on 12/14/2005 6:51:57 PM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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