Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[TheMadLurker]

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/

[EsmeraldaA]

That's right! LOL!

You're good but evil......

[tuliptree76]

I'm not evil...

[EsmeraldaA]

LOL!

You can be evil in a very angelic way....

[tuliptree76]

LOL!

[EsmeraldaA]

I'm off to bed tulip.

Good night and sweet dreams.

[tuliptree76]

Good night, Es.

[King Prout]

well... after a most unpleasant and largely sleepless night, I wake early in hopes of having my uglier suspicions dashed.

thirty minutes after the alotted hour, I am disappointed to note that my uglier suspiciouns are apparently correct.

for the price of forty lousy dollars, one of the local chronic hard-luck cases has by all evidence begged his way onto my shoot-on-sight list.

Please remind me to warn the bullofthewoods that if this fellow turns up on your property he is to be turned away forever.

Damn all liars, beggars, and con-artists.
And damn me for having a soft heart.

see you at work.

[NicknamedBob]

"... see you at work."

Well, that's where I'm heading.

Y'know, I'm going to have to work on my recognition signals, cause y'all folks just look like ordinary people when I see you out in the public.

But I know you're out there!

[King Prout]

have a good and productive day, NnB

see you around :)

[Baraonda]

Rise and shine to revitalize the thread.

Good morning.

[timpad]

*Stretch*

*Yawn*

Excellent read, that Chapter Seventeen...I enjoyed it, thank you.

Mars...Mars indeed...

a thought occurs.

...

I must commune with the Elders. Then, I must address the Guild.

I shall prepare...

[Monkey Face]

Check out our method of making instant ice cream from liquid nitrogen. It's the best!

When I worked for Greyhound, we used to ship "liquid nitrogen" to farms in other states...it's sometimes known as the more familiar "bull sperm."

I'll pass on the ice cram, thanks...;o]

[Alice au Wonderland]

That's good to know.

What would one have to do to a Ben Wa ball in order to break it? It's more likely that an inquisitive child might think it's an excellent toy for a different kind of pu$$y...er...cat, leaving the original owner with only one ball.

Good Morning, btw!

[Alice au Wonderland]

No problem. Glad to be of service.....

[Monkey Face]

Welcome to the castle! I see the men have done a fair job of welcoming you! I'm sorry I wasn't here to welcome you myself, but I was slightly...er...indisposed.

I hope you enjoy your time here. Are you excited about our trip to Mars?

[Alice au Wonderland]

I'm placing a massive order for "parlor" stock and I'm having it sent to the castle. Is there a particular "loading dock" to which the delivery men (mmmmmm) should go?

[Alice au Wonderland]

Did the Yeti file an EIS?

[Monkey Face]

Morning. I think. I'm still slightly "not here."
Or maybe officially "not here." I can't decide how I feel. Eleven hours of sleep and I'm still VERY tired, so I may go back to bed...:o|

[timpad]

I think Darks asked him to, but I believe that Yeti has a serious Libertarian streak and thus refused.

[Alice au Wonderland]

NnB, five'll get you ten that the signature's a fake. No parlor for you, young man.