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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Baraonda
It depends on the class. If students work hard then they will do well. If they slack off, then they usually don't. I don't really know how many A's on average that I have given.

Besides - I don't give A's. The students earn them. ;-)

6,761 posted on 12/13/2005 8:56:36 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: NicknamedBob

Whens the next chapter coming out?


6,762 posted on 12/13/2005 8:57:00 PM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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To: Darksheare

Thanks. :-)


6,763 posted on 12/13/2005 8:57:06 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Baraonda

This semester, I taught a tax class. Next semester, I'm going back to teaching a lower-level accounting class.


6,764 posted on 12/13/2005 8:57:55 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Welcome.
(I'm tempted to grab some tea myself... got a hankering for some "Constant Comment" for some reason...darn my ancestors!!)


6,765 posted on 12/13/2005 8:58:29 PM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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To: Darksheare

LOL!


6,766 posted on 12/13/2005 9:00:35 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Baraonda

Thanks. I will try to be patient with you.

I appreciate effort, and I truly believe that it is worth it. Language is what distinguishes us from the animals, and makes us more than we are.

Carelessness with it, or deliberate misuse, is very stressful to me. I try to be careful myself, and ask forgiveness for my many transgressions.


6,767 posted on 12/13/2005 9:02:25 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: tuliptree76

Once in awhile, I will have some odd craving for some strange reason.

Digging through the family history reveals where some weird cravings came from.
(There is so far no explanation for the origin of the peanut butter addiction.)


6,768 posted on 12/13/2005 9:04:07 PM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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To: tuliptree76

"Besides - I don't give A's. The students earn them. ;-)"

I see. They make their grade the old fashion way - they earn it.

Likewise, I make my living the old fashion way - I work for it. And I mean, real work.

Maybe that is why I never was college material. I expected them teacher to give me a good grade. I never thought I had to earn it.

(this stupid keyboard is driving me crazy! All of a sudden 2-3 key continually get stuck forcing many typos). Arghhh arghhh hah ha!)


6,769 posted on 12/13/2005 9:05:36 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Baraonda
2-3 key = 2-3 keys Plural form.
6,770 posted on 12/13/2005 9:06:52 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Darksheare

I had a joke for the peanut butter addiction...

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but I'll refrain. ;-)


6,771 posted on 12/13/2005 9:07:35 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Baraonda; Darksheare

It's because the typo virus got you. ;-)


6,772 posted on 12/13/2005 9:08:28 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

LOL!

Thanks!


6,773 posted on 12/13/2005 9:11:38 PM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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To: Darksheare
The next chapter has already been written, but the book is still being put together.

Believe it or not, the beginning of the next chapter is listed as the short story, "Dream", displayed in a previous month's Undead Thread.

It's not the whole of the chapter, just the beginning.

I have about half of this book finished, in patches of different time-sequences. It will cover a lot of time, and the characters change and develop considerably.

I'm enjoying it!

6,774 posted on 12/13/2005 9:11:38 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Baraonda
I expected them teacher to give me a good grade. I never thought I had to earn it.

In my classes, I don't try to trick my students or try to make them fail. I'm fairly straightforward on projects and exams. So if they go to class, read the chapter, and do the homework, they should do well on the exams and in the class. But I can't give a student points if he or she doesn't turn in homework or do the projects.

6,775 posted on 12/13/2005 9:13:50 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76; Baraonda; sweetliberty

A milestone was achieved in the Dimensional Doors thread yesterday.
The longest lasting resister to the typo virus finally got nailed by 1 typo caused by the typo virus.


Strangely, she has seemingly thrown the infection off since then.
(She hasn't told me how yet.)

;-)


6,776 posted on 12/13/2005 9:13:54 PM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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To: sionnsar

More freezing fog? Phooey.

Just got in from orchestra practice. I was surprised that I played well; I haven't touched my horn for two weeks and I had a headache. We just might pull it all together before Sunday!


6,777 posted on 12/13/2005 9:14:18 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: NicknamedBob

Now my curiosity is even worse.
;-)


6,778 posted on 12/13/2005 9:14:35 PM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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To: Darksheare

I think the typo virus only got me a couple of times so far.


6,779 posted on 12/13/2005 9:16:52 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: sionnsar
Can't make new bagpipe reeds without some arundo donax growing nearby

Good point. I'll need something to make my oboe reeds out of, too.

6,780 posted on 12/13/2005 9:17:15 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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