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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: fanfan

Good night, fanfan.


661 posted on 12/02/2005 8:13:28 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: tuliptree76

Good night.


662 posted on 12/02/2005 8:14:01 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

Oh, I'm not going to bed. I just got back.


663 posted on 12/02/2005 8:15:06 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: NicknamedBob
You see, on Earth, nations deal with nations. I want Manitoba so I can establish nationhood there, and start making and abrogating treaties.

Like making peace with the natives and including--as a clause in the treaty--the condition that they all wear funny hats...AND THEN, you renege on the treaty, taking away their hats, forcing them to eat cold Vienna Sausage and listen to the best of Al Franken.
664 posted on 12/02/2005 8:17:25 PM PST by Das Outsider (I shaved my knuckles for THIS?)
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To: Das Outsider; Dead Corpse

No, nothing like that.

I want to develop outer space commercially.


665 posted on 12/02/2005 8:18:54 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob
I want to develop outer space commercially.

Oh, ok. So maybe a Wal-Mars on every corner?
666 posted on 12/02/2005 8:21:33 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: tuliptree76

Good evening!


667 posted on 12/02/2005 8:27:14 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

Hello.


668 posted on 12/02/2005 8:28:33 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: tuliptree76

That was pretty good, three posts with only a total of five words and there was a real conversation (almost)... LOL


669 posted on 12/02/2005 8:31:06 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: tuliptree76

Are you feeling any better?


670 posted on 12/02/2005 8:33:09 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

That happens a lot.


671 posted on 12/02/2005 8:33:49 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: A CA Guy

I'm okay. Still have a sore throat and sinuses.


672 posted on 12/02/2005 8:34:59 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: Das Outsider
"... maybe a Wal-Mars on every corner?"

For the adventurous: You sign up to lease an exploration vessel, find an unclaimed asteroid, develop it, and continue the economic opening of the solar system.

Sure you could freeze your assets off in the asteroid belt. So what? You could also enjoy freedom, and maybe strike it rich!
673 posted on 12/02/2005 8:36:52 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: tuliptree76

Yeah, that is a tough one to deal with.

Did you go to the doctor, use some over the counter metod or what?


674 posted on 12/02/2005 8:38:18 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

Hey, where did my h go that last post?


675 posted on 12/02/2005 8:39:34 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

I'm just letting it run its course. I try not to take too many medications if I don't have to. I did use a decongestant a couple of nights, but they make me so drowsy that I try not to take them unless I can't breathe.


676 posted on 12/02/2005 8:40:45 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: NicknamedBob


Sure, it isn't much to look at--but you have to start somewhere. I'll just sit back and watch the money come rolling in.
677 posted on 12/02/2005 8:45:51 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: tuliptree76
I try not to take too many medications if I don't have to.

Not to tell you what to change (again!), but I have a recommendation: Ricola has a cough drop with Green Tea and Echinacea that works well for that sort of thing. The menthol helps clear the sinuses and the rest soothes the throat.

It's worked for me. Not a cure-all, mind you, but it helps.
678 posted on 12/02/2005 8:50:05 PM PST by Das Outsider (REEEEEEEEEEE-CCCOLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAHHH!)
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To: NicknamedBob

So which sounds better to you: Ida or Eros? I've already taken Gaspra.


679 posted on 12/02/2005 8:54:07 PM PST by Das Outsider (Space junk or space junkets?)
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To: Das Outsider
The menthol helps clear the sinuses and the rest soothes the throat.

I can't have much menthol. It makes me ill.

680 posted on 12/02/2005 8:56:54 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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