Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[TheMadLurker]

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/

[Darksheare]

"But Doc, I NEED that! That's my pancreas!"

Not anymore it isn't.
Nurse, hand me that tire iron!

[EsmeraldaA]

That is a good idea and a comforting thought!

[Alice au Wonderland]

Give me a couple of minutes. The surgery center just called re: moving up Primus' arrival time. I now have to rearrange babysitting arrangements on the fly. AAAAaaaack!

Be back soonly.

[King Prout]

oog. me guts...

[Darksheare]

"Monday, abducted and stapled, whereabouts unknown.. film at eleven."

[Darkchylde]

I was actually in bed by ten, so I couldn't bug you.

[EsmeraldaA]

LOL!

It is always at eleven......why?

[EsmeraldaA]

BY TEN?? In bed?
Are you trying to be a VERY good girl?

Not even when I feel like I'm dying do that.
Unless I am obsessed with a book........hehe hehe

[Darksheare]

I dunno... and I never understood why some reporterettes have hairdos that look like they'd taken a tumble in the sheets before showing up for the camera.

It is one of the mysteries of Newscasting.
The film is always at eleven, and hairdos are always messed up.

[King Prout]

that's when the last national news cycle of the day begins for broadcast news shows on the LSM and cable news.

[Monkey Face]

Usually, if I watch a movie that "stars" someone I DON'T like, it's because someone I DO like is in it also. That way, I can pick the scenes I'm going to recall.

Hopkins was also in "Legend...something-something" and I'll watch any movie with him. I even watched one with one of those *dang* (the guy that married Kim Basinger)brothers. So yah...if I make a blanket statement about actors and films, I have to qualify it somewhat.

I like Morgan Freeman, so I "suffered" with Pitts' over-achievement. But if I could have my druthers, I'd druther not watch a movie starring absolutely nobody.

[Monkey Face]

I didn't watch "Meet Joe Black" because my daughter recommended it, and her taste for movies is all in her mouth.

[Darkchylde]

I haven't been sleeping well at night, so I've been
very tired. I've been arguing with my insomnia.

[Monkey Face]

"one movie I have never been able to force myself to watch in its entirety: Showgirls

as it is chock-full of cute nude hotties doing all sorts of naughty things, and yet it is SO boring and stupid that I cannot bear to watch it, has made it my permanent benchmark for movie badness"

I'll remember that if I ever have a desire to watch "nude hotties." Unless they are MALE nude hotties...*smirk*

[EsmeraldaA]

Ohhh come on! They work very hard to get that look.
Do you catch the eleven News?

[Monkey Face]

Yes! The King of Skulls returns!

Nice work! I thought how nice it was that you would be online in time to snag the 6's this morning, but I had things to do, so I didn't get to mention it. I'm back, now, and trying VERY hard to catch up!

[EsmeraldaA]

They have a cycle? And starts at eleven?

You mean it's not PM? LOL!

[Monkey Face]

"Not that interested in seeing Brad's butt."

Me too. Not nearly as nice as...well...say Mel Gibson, ferinstance...;o]

[Darksheare]

LOL, how hard do they work for that look?
I can duplicate it in five minutes.
;-)

No, I rarely catch the 11 o'clock news reports.

[EsmeraldaA]

Sorry to hear that. I didn't have much sleep last night.
And I expect to be more or less the same tonight.
*sigh*

So, who is winning the argument.