Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[TheMadLurker]

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/

[EsmeraldaA]

Not possibly. For sure!

Moooondays are disgusting in general.

[Alice au Wonderland]

...and then we're feeding it to the spider!

[King Prout]

there's something about 'em, that's certain.
they just aren't like the other spiders... they have something approaching recognizeable personality traits or something.

[Darkchylde]

I thought I saw you once.... but you didn't come back.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Just the commercially prepared stuff cut in half with skim milk. No rum....or at least not the rum that most everyone else uses. Now, "ye trainer's" rum, might be worth considering......Hmmm.

*adds liquor store to "to do" list*

[Darksheare]

The only person I know of who got bit by a jumping spider is our elder brother.
And it was the greenbacked quarter inch long bulldog acting jumping spider that did it too.
Nailed him right on the knuckle.


(He'd stretched, and brushed it with his knuckle..)

But yes, jumping spiders will look back when you look at them.
Pretty neat to see, especially when you find out that they can look left, right, up, and down like we do.
Difference is that they move the retina only.

[Darksheare]

No, Fridays being part of my weirdness.
"Mondays, for the sake of the normal population, should be taken outback, mugged, and then summarily execrebled.
Er.. executed.

[NicknamedBob]

I thought you ordered some temps until we can get into production?

Artistic creativity can't be rushed, you know.

[Darkchylde]

Our brother calls them bulldog spiders 'cause
they kind of rear up like a bulldog if you put
something in front of them (ie your finger).

[Darksheare]

LOL!

[Darksheare]

Yeah, and he avoids them like the plague too.
*chuckle*

[Darkchylde]

Yeah, they have character. They're just more entertaining
to watch 'cause you can see them thinking things out.

[Dead Corpse]

Bailey's Irish Cream. I would drink that stuff by the gallon if I could...

[EsmeraldaA]

Well yes, after that I left for hours.

I came back around ten but went to the DD thread and around.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Turns out they're a pretty good stocking stuffer kind of gift. All the stores are out of stock.

[Alice au Wonderland]

I have a marvelous cake recipe that uses Bailey's. Would you like the recipe?

[Alice au Wonderland]

:)

[EsmeraldaA]

Thank you , Thank you.
I know you are only trying to be nice, but I'll take it.

[Dead Corpse]

Sure!

[Darksheare]

Well.. we COULD hand Monday over to Miss Staplegun 1993.