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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Dead Corpse

It'd be better if if had some tongue action going!


5,681 posted on 12/12/2005 9:52:12 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Dead Corpse; Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Darkchylde

one movie I have never been able to force myself to watch in its entirety: Showgirls

as it is chock-full of cute nude hotties doing all sorts of naughty things, and yet it is SO boring and stupid that I cannot bear to watch it, has made it my permanent benchmark for movie badness


5,682 posted on 12/12/2005 9:52:47 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Dead Corpse

Just skip to the one and only one sex scene. Tha's what I do!


5,683 posted on 12/12/2005 9:53:14 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: King Prout; Darkchylde

This year I stunned a few wasps and fed them to a praying mantis...

But I will search for a replacement of Shelob.


5,684 posted on 12/12/2005 9:53:35 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

well, it hasn't been for me so far, but thanks for the pleasant wish.
how you?


5,685 posted on 12/12/2005 9:53:46 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Hi!
Not much going on at the moment.


5,686 posted on 12/12/2005 9:54:05 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: King Prout; Darksheare

We actually looked, but there weren't any. The
one on the porch was the only one we found.


5,687 posted on 12/12/2005 9:54:10 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Dead Corpse

It's not how I reacted to it, either!

Nice triple 6 there, bud.


5,688 posted on 12/12/2005 9:54:17 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Hi Es.


5,689 posted on 12/12/2005 9:54:43 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darksheare

saw a phenomenal combat between a large orb-weaver and a mantis which had decided to hunt the spider in its own web.

the mantis won.


5,690 posted on 12/12/2005 9:55:11 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Extra weight, it was mostly in my legs.
That 132 pounds was mostly leg mass.

I dunno, but my knees did start hurting after I dropped weight.


5,691 posted on 12/12/2005 9:55:31 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: King Prout

There were no obvious brown spots......


5,692 posted on 12/12/2005 9:55:35 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: EsmeraldaA

And whom do we appreciate?

Congrats on the sequential numbers!


5,693 posted on 12/12/2005 9:55:49 AM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: King Prout
Sorry about that.

I was expecting a most horrible day and it's only kind of bad.
So, I guess that's good.
5,694 posted on 12/12/2005 9:56:30 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darkchylde; King Prout

I think we can con one from the fields to take up residence in a small cardboard box.
Heck, one took up residence in myy cars taillight..


5,695 posted on 12/12/2005 9:56:36 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: King Prout

Cool.
Sounds like it was videotape material.


5,696 posted on 12/12/2005 9:57:03 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare
Hey!
Sometimes even that is good. ;0)
5,697 posted on 12/12/2005 9:57:32 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Having a nap at 9:20 in the morning is like eating French Toast for dinner: It's perfectly acceptable!

Except that the boss is here this week.

5,698 posted on 12/12/2005 9:57:43 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Not that interested in seeing Brad's butt.


5,699 posted on 12/12/2005 9:57:46 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

Bink!


5,700 posted on 12/12/2005 9:57:57 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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