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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Dead Corpse
It'd be better if if had some tongue action going!
5,681
posted on
12/12/2005 9:52:12 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Dead Corpse; Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Darkchylde
one movie I have never been able to force myself to watch in its entirety: Showgirls
as it is chock-full of cute nude hotties doing all sorts of naughty things, and yet it is SO boring and stupid that I cannot bear to watch it, has made it my permanent benchmark for movie badness
5,682
posted on
12/12/2005 9:52:47 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Dead Corpse
Just skip to the one and only one sex scene. Tha's what I do!
5,683
posted on
12/12/2005 9:53:14 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: King Prout; Darkchylde
This year I stunned a few wasps and fed them to a praying mantis...
But I will search for a replacement of Shelob.
5,684
posted on
12/12/2005 9:53:35 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: EsmeraldaA
well, it hasn't been for me so far, but thanks for the pleasant wish.
how you?
5,685
posted on
12/12/2005 9:53:46 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: EsmeraldaA
Hi!
Not much going on at the moment.
5,686
posted on
12/12/2005 9:54:05 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: King Prout; Darksheare
We actually looked, but there weren't any. The
one on the porch was the only one we found.
5,687
posted on
12/12/2005 9:54:10 AM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Dead Corpse
It's not how I reacted to it, either!
Nice triple 6 there, bud.
5,688
posted on
12/12/2005 9:54:17 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: EsmeraldaA
5,689
posted on
12/12/2005 9:54:43 AM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Darksheare
saw a phenomenal combat between a large orb-weaver and a mantis which had decided to hunt the spider in its own web.
the mantis won.
5,690
posted on
12/12/2005 9:55:11 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Extra weight, it was mostly in my legs.
That 132 pounds was mostly leg mass.
I dunno, but my knees did start hurting after I dropped weight.
5,691
posted on
12/12/2005 9:55:31 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: King Prout
There were no obvious brown spots......
5,692
posted on
12/12/2005 9:55:35 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: EsmeraldaA
And whom do we appreciate?
Congrats on the sequential numbers!
5,693
posted on
12/12/2005 9:55:49 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: King Prout
Sorry about that.
I was expecting a most horrible day and it's only kind of bad.
So, I guess that's good.
To: Darkchylde; King Prout
I think we can con one from the fields to take up residence in a small cardboard box.
Heck, one took up residence in myy cars taillight..
5,695
posted on
12/12/2005 9:56:36 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: King Prout
Cool.
Sounds like it was videotape material.
5,696
posted on
12/12/2005 9:57:03 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Darksheare
Hey!
Sometimes even that is good. ;0)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Having a nap at 9:20 in the morning is like eating French Toast for dinner: It's perfectly acceptable! Except that the boss is here this week.
5,698
posted on
12/12/2005 9:57:43 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Not that interested in seeing Brad's butt.
5,699
posted on
12/12/2005 9:57:46 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
5,700
posted on
12/12/2005 9:57:57 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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