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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Dead Corpse

I don't have to look outside, but I lack an
anvil. There are other heavy objects though.


5,601 posted on 12/12/2005 7:30:44 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Dead Corpse
"If you don't have a target, you aren't looking out the window..."

Speaking of which, if you haven't seen "War of the Worlds," don't bother. The survival technique employed seemed to be a combination of extreme good luck, and even more extreme stupidity.

5,602 posted on 12/12/2005 7:37:00 AM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: King Prout; A CA Guy

....Just 'cause they don't sound so good in utero is no reason to consign them to the devil.....


5,603 posted on 12/12/2005 8:01:26 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Darksheare

No, merely a sign of intelligence. I love harpsichord.


5,604 posted on 12/12/2005 8:03:06 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Baraonda

Have it elsewhere, please. :)


5,605 posted on 12/12/2005 8:04:10 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Darksheare
And probably would have trained them to do things.
5,606 posted on 12/12/2005 8:09:14 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Darksheare

Or french kisses the woman next to her.....


5,607 posted on 12/12/2005 8:18:14 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; sionnsar; Darkchylde; Dead Corpse

Good morning.


5,608 posted on 12/12/2005 8:23:57 AM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Really? Is it an Easy to find text? I loved Machiavelli!


5,609 posted on 12/12/2005 8:28:45 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Darkchylde
If all else fails, wet down a cat and toss that instead. Much the same effect. Mayhem ensues...
5,610 posted on 12/12/2005 8:31:29 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: NicknamedBob
Wasn't going to. The more I hear about it, the worse it sounds.

Considering it didn't sound too good to begin with, that was quite a feat.

5,611 posted on 12/12/2005 8:32:09 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: tuliptree76
'Mernin...

Feeling better after a weekends rest? Or was your schedule booked up over the weekend as well?

5,612 posted on 12/12/2005 8:32:55 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: sionnsar

Thanks, Sion!

*adding word to list*


5,613 posted on 12/12/2005 8:33:08 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Or french kisses the woman next to her.....


5,614 posted on 12/12/2005 8:35:14 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

I did hardly anything over the weekend. And now I'm more tired than ever.


5,615 posted on 12/12/2005 8:39:18 AM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Maybe for the males.

But please warn the females of the thread before any pics are posted.


5,616 posted on 12/12/2005 8:41:12 AM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
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To: tuliptree76

That ain't good. Stayin' up late on the thread?


5,617 posted on 12/12/2005 8:49:48 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: tuliptree76

Well... yeah. Gotta remember some of y'all have rather delicate sensibilities... ;-)


5,618 posted on 12/12/2005 8:50:22 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: sionnsar

I have to wait a few more hours before voting again.


5,619 posted on 12/12/2005 8:53:55 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Dead Corpse

Good Morning!

Did the weekend improve your Friday?

We missed you in the parlor....


5,620 posted on 12/12/2005 8:56:36 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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