Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Parody ZOT of Free Republic

Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


TOPICS:
KEYWORDS: 0merrychristmas; 0undeadthreadhere; 12keywordsofxmas; 1funpoker; 2lameforarealkeyword; 3keywordswithnumbers; breastfedbyjanetreno; burntweenie; forgotnewyear; freepersatemylunch; gotzot; happynewyear; hbombzot; herekittykitty; holes76bathroom; idiotdopehead; killingmezotly; lameasjohnkerry; lastyearsnews; letstroll; meow; molassesmiasma; n3d; nukemenow; nukemeplease; owned; parodyzot; penguinhumor; pwn3d; retreadtroll; rkbaownsthisthread; suckhowarddean; toilettraining; troll; vikingkitties; wastedlunchmoney; y76lovestests; zot; zotbait; zotmeannually; zotmebaby; zotmebiweekly; zotmedaily; zotmefrombehind; zotmegentlysweetie; zotmegood; zotmehard; zotmeharder; zotmetillipuke; zotmeweekly; zotmewithlightning; zottilyoudrop; zotzotbaby; zzzzot
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 5,561-5,5805,581-5,6005,601-5,620 ... 12,881-12,898 next last
To: King Prout
It was not quite as bad as that. ~grin.

It is actually a very good book and if I was designing a business course I would include it. While The Prince tells you have to behave when you are in power Il Cortegiano is how to become the kind of person who gets power.

5,581 posted on 12/12/2005 5:39:18 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5530 | View Replies]

To: Harmless Teddy Bear; King Prout

I understand all about power.

But I still don't get it.


5,582 posted on 12/12/2005 5:57:57 AM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5581 | View Replies]

To: NicknamedBob
You have to know how to trade for it.

The Electric company is especially fond of those little green bits of paper with Andy Jackson's picture on them.

Give them enough and they will give you all the power your little heart desires.

I have had way to much coffee this morning.

5,583 posted on 12/12/2005 6:02:33 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5582 | View Replies]

To: Harmless Teddy Bear

In Congress, politicians have power.

In the ocean, electric eels have power.


Coincidence?


5,584 posted on 12/12/2005 6:10:23 AM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5583 | View Replies]

To: King Prout; Darksheare

"aww... she's sooo cute."

Grrr..... just..... grrr.


5,585 posted on 12/12/2005 6:10:54 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5424 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare; King Prout

Spider Vs Pill Bug..... the spider got so
pissed about not being able to bite through
the bug's shell, it actually kicked the bug
out of it's nest. It was amusing to see
a soccer style kick from a spider.


5,586 posted on 12/12/2005 6:14:39 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5438 | View Replies]

To: King Prout

"Pitt can act. don't sell him short."

OK. I just won't watch him do it. He seems to be trying too hard in whatever role he is in. I saw him in "Seven" with Morgan Freeman, and felt that his part was really overdone. But that's just my opinion. It should have no effect on yours.


5,587 posted on 12/12/2005 6:15:08 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5302 | View Replies]

To: Darkchylde

Why do I keep getting the image of that young girl in "Beetlejuice?"


5,588 posted on 12/12/2005 6:15:30 AM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5585 | View Replies]

To: NicknamedBob
Are you comparing those slimy things to eels?

Shame on you!

5,589 posted on 12/12/2005 6:19:36 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5584 | View Replies]

To: NicknamedBob

Lydia? Uh, I don't know. Are you saying I'm "special"?


5,590 posted on 12/12/2005 6:23:17 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5588 | View Replies]

To: Darkchylde
Special? Darn right you're special.

You're unique! (Just like everybody else.)

5,591 posted on 12/12/2005 6:26:44 AM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5590 | View Replies]

To: Harmless Teddy Bear
"Are you comparing those slimy things to eels? Shame on you! "

Oh, yeah. Good point. -- I didn't mean to insult the eels.

5,592 posted on 12/12/2005 6:27:54 AM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5589 | View Replies]

To: BenLurkin

Thanks Ben!
I needed that! (As usual.)


5,593 posted on 12/12/2005 6:39:20 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5575 | View Replies]

To: Darkchylde; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

Wow... looks like y'all were busy over the weekend.


5,594 posted on 12/12/2005 6:57:42 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5590 | View Replies]

To: Dead Corpse; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

Busy? Nah... I had been pulled out of hiding & they....
just happened to be here at the time to witness it.


5,595 posted on 12/12/2005 7:07:04 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5594 | View Replies]

To: Darkchylde

LOL... Being in hiding is only fun if you have something heavy to throw at your target. It's good to see you "out and about" again. ;-)


5,596 posted on 12/12/2005 7:09:21 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5595 | View Replies]

To: Dead Corpse

What if you have stuff to throw, but no target?

Oh yeah, morning. :-)


5,597 posted on 12/12/2005 7:12:12 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5596 | View Replies]

To: All; yall
Quick update -- please keep voting:

Please Vote: Weblog Awards for Regime Change Iran
Regime Change Iran ^ | 12/11/05 | freedom44

Posted on 12/11/2005 9:29:54 PM PST by freedom44

Weblog Awards Update:

[http://weblogawards.org/2005/12/best_middle_east_or_africa_blo.php] We have gone from 300 votes behind the leader to 125 (as of this writing).

A first place finish will expose our work to a much larger audience.

Vote now and vote every 24 hours. Voting Ends December 15th. It takes just a few seconds. Click the link below:

Click here!

5,598 posted on 12/12/2005 7:20:15 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5597 | View Replies]

To: Darkchylde
Morning...

If you don't have a target, you aren't looking out the window...

Plenty of people out there deserve an anvil upside their heads for their stupidity...

5,599 posted on 12/12/2005 7:25:25 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5597 | View Replies]

To: Dead Corpse

5600


5,600 posted on 12/12/2005 7:25:33 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5599 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 5,561-5,5805,581-5,6005,601-5,620 ... 12,881-12,898 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson