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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: tuliptree76
Kevlar, cool!
Wish I still had my Kevlar helmet.
Of course, the bumps the hemlet mesh gave you was called 'kevlumps'.
;-)
5,461
posted on
12/11/2005 6:22:24 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: NicknamedBob
5,462
posted on
12/11/2005 6:22:26 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
um... most PETA females are not on the good side of the aesthetic bellcurve distribution's median Dog ugly?
5,463
posted on
12/11/2005 6:22:53 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
If uninterested, female human uses pepperspray and brass knuckles...
5,464
posted on
12/11/2005 6:23:05 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Darksheare
you shoulda bought the donut from the PX, silly cannoncocker...
5,465
posted on
12/11/2005 6:23:09 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: tuliptree76
The Maid Marion Chastity Gear again!!
5,466
posted on
12/11/2005 6:23:42 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
5,467
posted on
12/11/2005 6:24:05 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
I thought those were made from chickens.
5,468
posted on
12/11/2005 6:24:18 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: tuliptree76
5,469
posted on
12/11/2005 6:24:30 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Male human has to offer a female a drink. That doesn't happen in my Wild Kingdom.
5,470
posted on
12/11/2005 6:24:32 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
depends on how big your court is
5,471
posted on
12/11/2005 6:24:59 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
Oh... It's a long story...
5,472
posted on
12/11/2005 6:25:10 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
To: Darksheare
If uninterested, female human uses pepperspray and brass knuckles... .... barring orders..
5,473
posted on
12/11/2005 6:25:33 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
You can not make somebody love you....
You can only stalk them until they give in.
5,474
posted on
12/11/2005 6:26:33 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: King Prout
I did, I had two stuffed in my helmet.
Still got kevlumps.
5,475
posted on
12/11/2005 6:26:51 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: King Prout
dog's arse ugly. Not dog's bollocks ugly?
5,476
posted on
12/11/2005 6:26:59 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Yes, those as well.
The truly mean ones actually take you with them, tie you up, photograph it, and then leave... without untying you.
5,477
posted on
12/11/2005 6:28:00 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: tuliptree76
Whenever I'm in Illinois, I'll offer to buy you a drink.
5,478
posted on
12/11/2005 6:28:06 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: King Prout
Speaking of courts have you ever read Castiglioni's "Il Cortegiano"?
5,479
posted on
12/11/2005 6:28:37 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
A tried and tested method!!
5,480
posted on
12/11/2005 6:29:16 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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