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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Baraonda; NicknamedBob
I miss a lot on these threads, mostly because of work. That's why memos are required.
5,441
posted on
12/11/2005 6:07:33 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
To: Baraonda
"what are incongruities?" One, two, three, four, five , six, orange, eight, nine ...
Diamonds, clubs, hearts, livers, spades, posthole diggers ...
Stars, planets, moons, umbrellas ...
5,442
posted on
12/11/2005 6:07:35 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: NicknamedBob
the best you can get is tailored jammies in aluminumized kevlar. see fireman suppliers
5,443
posted on
12/11/2005 6:10:34 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: NicknamedBob
Mercy.
now I know it's an enumeration of anachronistic thengs.
5,444
posted on
12/11/2005 6:10:42 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Darksheare
Can you over feed a black widow?
5,445
posted on
12/11/2005 6:11:13 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
ooo!
the SPCA and PETA will come after you for that!
5,446
posted on
12/11/2005 6:11:55 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
I dunno, haven't run across one to try and find out yet.
5,447
posted on
12/11/2005 6:12:16 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: King Prout
the SPCA and PETA will come after you for that! Good, PETA women are always naked.
5,448
posted on
12/11/2005 6:13:08 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
You want a joke? Ok.
A man and his wife were visiting Eisenach for the first time. Their tour guide Rudolph was a former member of the East Germany communist party. The husband and the guide argued about every thing. Politics, food, religion, you name it they argued about it.
Finally on their last day as they were going to the airport a freezing rain began to fall.
"Look" said Rudolph, "it's raining."
"No it isn't" said the husband, "It's sleeting."
"No,it raining." "Sleeting!"
"Raining!"
Back and forth they bickered until finally the wife said to her husband, "Rudolph the red knows rain dear."
:
:
:
I never said it was a good joke.
5,449
posted on
12/11/2005 6:13:31 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: Darksheare
All I know is she kills her husband!
5,450
posted on
12/11/2005 6:13:54 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
5,451
posted on
12/11/2005 6:15:09 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: King Prout
Yeah but it would do the trick.
Not sure what you would do with a blind duck though.
5,452
posted on
12/11/2005 6:15:52 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
But it's cute, clean joke that can be told to adult audiences as well as to children.
5,453
posted on
12/11/2005 6:15:59 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Male funnelweb spider has to go and pluck the females web.
If she is interested, she plucks the thread in return.
Otherwise, he's lunch.
(I proably screwed it up a bit, but as best as I can remember it.)
Funnelweb spiders have terrible eyesight and will run right past prey on their webs if it sits still.
5,454
posted on
12/11/2005 6:16:36 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
um... most PETA females are not on the good side of the aesthetic bellcurve distribution's median
5,455
posted on
12/11/2005 6:17:46 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout; NicknamedBob; Irish_Thatcherite; Harmless Teddy Bear; Alice au Wonderland
the best you can get is tailored jammies in aluminumized kevlar. see fireman suppliers I still have the kevlar bra, long underwear, and chastity belt.
5,456
posted on
12/11/2005 6:19:07 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
To: King Prout
"the best you can get is tailored jammies in aluminumized kevlar." Well, that certainly sounds nice ...
5,457
posted on
12/11/2005 6:19:15 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
5,458
posted on
12/11/2005 6:19:20 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Not sure what you would do with a blind duck thoughbadminton practice, naturally
5,459
posted on
12/11/2005 6:20:08 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Darksheare
Male funnelweb spider has to go and pluck the females web. Male human has to offer a female a drink.
If she is interested, she plucks the thread in return. Otherwise, he's lunch.
If she is interested, she accepts the offer. Otherwise she tells him to take a hike.
5,460
posted on
12/11/2005 6:21:33 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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