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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Darksheare
Sis and I had a pet spider, until we overfed it and it ran away. If you said that about a cat, I wouldn't believe you....
5,421
posted on
12/11/2005 5:52:47 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Darksheare
Was that your sister?
(btw, i hear you make lousy coffee.)
5,422
posted on
12/11/2005 5:53:03 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
one of the few good AND relatively clean jokes I know
5,423
posted on
12/11/2005 5:54:07 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Darksheare; Darkchylde
5,424
posted on
12/11/2005 5:54:59 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
Do you know how to make a duck blind?
And what's the point of it, anyway?
5,425
posted on
12/11/2005 5:55:28 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: NicknamedBob
what a lovely smackdown, NnB
5,426
posted on
12/11/2005 5:55:50 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: NicknamedBob
if the duck is blind, it won't know when to run when you come after it with the pruning shears
5,427
posted on
12/11/2005 5:56:35 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: NicknamedBob
Do you know how to make a duck blind? Show him pictures of Ted Kennedy naked?
5,428
posted on
12/11/2005 5:58:01 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: King Prout
5,429
posted on
12/11/2005 5:58:23 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: King Prout
I don't know/remember any clean jokes...
5,430
posted on
12/11/2005 5:58:27 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
5,431
posted on
12/11/2005 5:59:46 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: tuliptree76
No memo was ever issued. Notice was openly served on these threads.
5,432
posted on
12/11/2005 6:00:03 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Baraonda
5,433
posted on
12/11/2005 6:00:44 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: King Prout
I'm going to come to you with all my tough questions.
By the way, do you know where I can get some non-inflammable pajamas?
5,434
posted on
12/11/2005 6:01:16 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: NicknamedBob
5,435
posted on
12/11/2005 6:02:00 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Baraonda
No, sis doesn't play baseball.
(Archery games though.. give her a crossbow and get the heck down.)
5,436
posted on
12/11/2005 6:04:07 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
If you overfeed a grass spider (funnelweb spider in North America) it will run off.
5,437
posted on
12/11/2005 6:04:53 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: King Prout; Darkchylde
We liked Shelob.
But Shelob didn't like our bug penny bouts.
5,438
posted on
12/11/2005 6:05:38 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Darksheare
LOl!
A woman with a crossbow is a sure sign she's going to do something. Better duck!
5,439
posted on
12/11/2005 6:06:36 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Baraonda
5,440
posted on
12/11/2005 6:07:13 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
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