Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[TheMadLurker]

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/

[tuliptree76]

"I don't understand.
I perhaps should feel blessed not to understand, I fear..."

I'm getting confused on this thread again. It's probably a good thing?

[Darksheare]

"Let them eat cake!"

*trying to get stuff outta my head*

[Irish_Thatcherite]

OK....

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You know the difference between a savage and a barbarian?

A savage does not know the rules for civilized behavior. The barbarian knows but does not care.

[Baraonda]

"Thank goodness I homeschool the children. I'm raising all of them, even Tertia, to be real men."

Good for you and your children, Mom.

Remember: Do not hesitate to home educate.

On we go!

[Darksheare]

Besides, sis would have kept the snapping turtle and the crayfish as pets.

[tuliptree76]

I haven't worked much on my dissertation this weekend. I just haven't felt motivated.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I see.

[King Prout]

Saturday morning a man got up early, put on his long johns, dressed quietly, made his lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage, loaded his hunting gear into the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50mph.

He pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

He went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There he cuddled up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out hunting in that crap."

[King Prout]

very probably

[Baraonda]

"I thought we were going to Mars."

Change of itinerarteries - we're now going to Venus first. Weather permitting, we'll make a short stop on Mars. I hear it rains day and night on Mars.

[Darksheare]

Sis and I had a pet spider, until we overfed it and it ran away.

[NicknamedBob]

What kind of dog was it?

[Darksheare]

!!!!

[King Prout]

there must be a category for those who know, and care *in the negative*

[tuliptree76]

I didn't get the memo. :-(

[King Prout]

a pointer.

duh - he's hunting without waders.

[Baraonda]

"Which of your parts do you consider surplus?"

I'd rather not say. You know, supply & demand trade secret theng.

[NicknamedBob]

"Change of itinerarteries - we're now going to Venus first. Weather permitting, we'll make a short stop on Mars. I hear it rains day and night on Mars."

The essence of humor is to have an unexpected juxtaposition of incongruities. Not just the incongruities.

Sorry to hear about your arteries. And you so young, too.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

HO HO!! Foot-in-mouth!!!