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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Alice au Wonderland

Everywhere.
Responded to it, but it is now 'toast'.
It saw a bright light, squealed, and died.


5,301 posted on 12/11/2005 4:44:13 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Monkey Face

Pitt can act. don't sell him short.


5,302 posted on 12/11/2005 4:44:31 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout
..."feelings" and "commitment" and other such crap.

Right now I feel hungry. Want a grilled cheese sandwich?

5,303 posted on 12/11/2005 4:44:59 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your opinion, I would have asked for it.)
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To: King Prout; Alice au Wonderland

True.


5,304 posted on 12/11/2005 4:45:06 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare; King Prout; Alice au Wonderland

That darn movie made me angry. I lost count of the times, and the ways, that woman was unutterably stoopid.

My girls saw it once I pointed it out to them.


5,305 posted on 12/11/2005 4:47:14 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Tax-chick
Chipmunks are cuter and more masculine.

ooo!

5,306 posted on 12/11/2005 4:48:04 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Hey, I'm about to eat supper, here!


5,307 posted on 12/11/2005 4:50:33 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Darksheare

Okay.

I loathe reading/listening to Franken.

Glad the thread destructed.


5,308 posted on 12/11/2005 4:52:09 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: King Prout; Alice au Wonderland; Darksheare

Leo wasn't all that bad in "Catch Me if You Can." However, I didn't care for "Titanic" or "Gangs of New York."


5,309 posted on 12/11/2005 4:53:53 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your opinion, I would have asked for it.)
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To: Darksheare; NicknamedBob; King Prout; tuliptree76; All

I'm signing off for the night.

The hubby and I are going to dine by the light of the christmas tree and get mutually lucky.

See 'ya sometime tomorrow!


5,310 posted on 12/11/2005 4:54:17 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Darksheare; Alice au Wonderland

ah, now we have evidence that darks and I are NOT clones of one another.

I'm the one running around in shorts eating ice-cream in the snow, and heat kills me.

why are YOU living Up There and I Down Here?


5,311 posted on 12/11/2005 4:54:25 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: NicknamedBob; King Prout; Alice au Wonderland

I sat quietly throughout the mmovie until 'Jack' croaked.
I cheered, and instantly had elbows in my ribs from both sides.


5,312 posted on 12/11/2005 4:54:26 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: tuliptree76

Hi T76,
Being born in Brooklyn NY and not moving to CA until my later grade school years, I remember snow and walking mile to school when only 6.
What was even worse was that being I am Catholic and I was going to a private Catholic school "Marry Queen of Heaven", I was FORCED to take up the accordion as part of Catholic guilt.
My Jewish friends tell me they were born with various guilt, but as a Catholic I am told actually had to go to school like I did to learn it! :-)


5,313 posted on 12/11/2005 4:54:38 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

"Independanceday" self destructed.. it was great.


5,314 posted on 12/11/2005 4:55:17 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: tuliptree76

He's tolerable so long as s@x isn't involved.

*shuddering to think of it*

I need a MAN-fix!

Bye!


5,315 posted on 12/11/2005 4:55:38 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Okers, pleasant evening.


5,316 posted on 12/11/2005 4:55:42 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare

oh, so you made it to that thread, eh?


5,317 posted on 12/11/2005 4:55:53 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Good night, Alice.


5,318 posted on 12/11/2005 4:56:03 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your opinion, I would have asked for it.)
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To: King Prout
I made it to LAX in 25 minutes which is unheard of. I had to circle for 25 minutes before I picked the friend up though.
It started to get busy and I don't like being in LAX traffic with all those amateurs.
5,319 posted on 12/11/2005 4:56:19 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: King Prout; Alice au Wonderland

Ummm... polar opposites..?
/ bad word pun.


5,320 posted on 12/11/2005 4:56:31 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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