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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: NicknamedBob
5,261
posted on
12/11/2005 3:34:53 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I remember that song from when I was in undegrad? hs, maybe? I can't remember when it came out.
"All Over You"
our love is like water
pinned down and abused for being strange
our love is no other
than me alone for me all day
our love is like water pinned down and abused
all over you, all over me
the sun, the fields, the sky
I've often tried to hold
the sea the sun, the fields, the tide
pay me now,
lay me down
our love is like water
pinned down and abused for being strange
our love is no other
than me alone for me all day
our love is like angels pinned down and abused
all over you, all over me
the sun, the fields, the sky
I've often tried to hold
the sea the sun, the fields, the tide
pay me now,
lay me down
5,262
posted on
12/11/2005 3:38:00 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(If I wanted your opinion, I would have asked for it.)
To: NicknamedBob; Kindly Old Doc Tsu
She may want a hottub. She's definitely going to need a warm environment. As far as I know, she's only bringing along the bull of the woods.
Putting two very aggressive females in close proximity to one another is not recommended. We can be nearby to one another, but not close. We need breathing room.
5,263
posted on
12/11/2005 3:42:10 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: tuliptree76; Darksheare; Darkchylde
You listened to it on purpose?
5,264
posted on
12/11/2005 3:43:18 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Kindly Old Doc Tsu; Monkey Face; King Prout
"We may need to rig a "jungle thermostat" for KODT's quarters, then."
So the evening proceeded, with wine and convivial conversations late into the night. As people drifted away the illumination automatically reduced itself as a way of letting the last ones know how late it was getting.
Trevor and Mimie had long since departed. When Sandra and Kayla took their leave, Berry offered to show Adam where his quarters were.
Lead on, then, sir. I am sure that I am ready to fall down. And I am sure that the seductive vampires of the night will be ready and waiting for me. Adam had been enjoying the wine. He was not so inebriated, however, that he did not recognize the splendor of his assigned lodgings. A grand bed on a raised platform greeted him just beyond a splashing fountain.
In alcoves around the room were additional beds for his many attendants. A buffet area was kept stocked with fresh drinks and snacks, and led to a separate dining area beyond.
There was an entrance in the corner of the room to an opulent bathing area, and large closets. Not noticed, but available were several communication stations and other amenities.
After he finished staring, Adam turned to Berry and said, I think I can be comfortable here.
Good Night, Adam. Berry said, as two young ladies came to help Adam to bed.
5,265
posted on
12/11/2005 3:44:12 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I was at a weird stage in my life. And "alternative" music was popular.
I prefer country now.
5,266
posted on
12/11/2005 3:44:18 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(If I wanted your opinion, I would have asked for it.)
To: NicknamedBob
My, how Berry has grown...
5,267
posted on
12/11/2005 3:45:49 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: tuliptree76
Nice to know that there's a place for evolution in the world.
5,268
posted on
12/11/2005 3:46:03 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Monkey Face
He has changed, but he hasn't changed.
5,269
posted on
12/11/2005 3:47:47 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Hmmm... Actually, I'm still weird. But I'm a different kind of weird now.
5,270
posted on
12/11/2005 3:48:46 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(If I wanted your opinion, I would have asked for it.)
To: NicknamedBob
I think the bull of the woods would object to KODT sharing quarters with "adam", but he wouldn't draw the line at the serving girls.
5,271
posted on
12/11/2005 3:48:52 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland; tuliptree76; Darkchylde
5,272
posted on
12/11/2005 3:49:22 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: tuliptree76
Perhaps, but your taste in music, at least, has changed.
5,273
posted on
12/11/2005 3:49:34 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: NicknamedBob
Is there a difference between "grown" and "changed?"
5,274
posted on
12/11/2005 3:49:54 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Darksheare
Hmmmm....I think you need a "spin" in the parlor. Feel free to bring stockings, bras, whatever you like to see on a dancer/singer.....
5,275
posted on
12/11/2005 3:52:09 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Monkey Face
5,276
posted on
12/11/2005 3:52:33 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Monkey Face
Is there a difference between "grown" and "changed?" In my lexicon, "grown" often means psychologically, while changed means physically.
For the character in question, the psychological change comes gradually, which then leads to a physical change.
5,277
posted on
12/11/2005 3:53:42 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Alice au Wonderland
LOL.
Yes, my tastes in music are kinda eclectic.
5,278
posted on
12/11/2005 3:54:15 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
... sharing quarters with "adam" ... Adam won't exist for several centuries. No problem.
5,279
posted on
12/11/2005 3:55:38 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Alice au Wonderland
5,280
posted on
12/11/2005 3:55:51 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
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