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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: NicknamedBob

LOL!


5,261 posted on 12/11/2005 3:34:53 PM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
I remember that song from when I was in undegrad? hs, maybe? I can't remember when it came out.

"All Over You"

our love is like water
pinned down and abused for being strange
our love is no other
than me alone for me all day
our love is like water pinned down and abused

all over you, all over me
the sun, the fields, the sky
I've often tried to hold
the sea the sun, the fields, the tide
pay me now,
lay me down

our love is like water
pinned down and abused for being strange
our love is no other
than me alone for me all day
our love is like angels pinned down and abused

all over you, all over me
the sun, the fields, the sky
I've often tried to hold
the sea the sun, the fields, the tide
pay me now,
lay me down

5,262 posted on 12/11/2005 3:38:00 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your opinion, I would have asked for it.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Kindly Old Doc Tsu

She may want a hottub. She's definitely going to need a warm environment. As far as I know, she's only bringing along the bull of the woods.

Putting two very aggressive females in close proximity to one another is not recommended. We can be nearby to one another, but not close. We need breathing room.


5,263 posted on 12/11/2005 3:42:10 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: tuliptree76; Darksheare; Darkchylde

You listened to it on purpose?


5,264 posted on 12/11/2005 3:43:18 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Kindly Old Doc Tsu; Monkey Face; King Prout
"We may need to rig a "jungle thermostat" for KODT's quarters, then."

So the evening proceeded, with wine and convivial conversations late into the night. As people drifted away the illumination automatically reduced itself as a way of letting the last ones know how late it was getting.

Trevor and Mimie had long since departed. When Sandra and Kayla took their leave, Berry offered to show Adam where his quarters were.

“Lead on, then, sir. I am sure that I am ready to fall down. And I am sure that the seductive vampires of the night will be ready and waiting for me.” Adam had been enjoying the wine. He was not so inebriated, however, that he did not recognize the splendor of his assigned lodgings. A grand bed on a raised platform greeted him just beyond a splashing fountain.

In alcoves around the room were additional beds for his many attendants. A buffet area was kept stocked with fresh drinks and snacks, and led to a separate dining area beyond.

There was an entrance in the corner of the room to an opulent bathing area, and large closets. Not noticed, but available were several communication stations and other amenities.

After he finished staring, Adam turned to Berry and said, “I think I can be comfortable here.”

“Good Night, Adam.” Berry said, as two young ladies came to help Adam to bed.

5,265 posted on 12/11/2005 3:44:12 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I was at a weird stage in my life. And "alternative" music was popular.

I prefer country now.


5,266 posted on 12/11/2005 3:44:18 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your opinion, I would have asked for it.)
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To: NicknamedBob

My, how Berry has grown...


5,267 posted on 12/11/2005 3:45:49 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: tuliptree76

Nice to know that there's a place for evolution in the world.


5,268 posted on 12/11/2005 3:46:03 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face

He has changed, but he hasn't changed.


5,269 posted on 12/11/2005 3:47:47 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Hmmm... Actually, I'm still weird. But I'm a different kind of weird now.


5,270 posted on 12/11/2005 3:48:46 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your opinion, I would have asked for it.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I think the bull of the woods would object to KODT sharing quarters with "adam", but he wouldn't draw the line at the serving girls.


5,271 posted on 12/11/2005 3:48:52 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; tuliptree76; Darkchylde

I have the song.
Plus the one by Love/Hate titled Spinning Wheel off the album "Let's Rumble".

"They say you are a dancer, come and dance."
www.lovehate.com -band website

Lyrics-
http://www.leoslyrics.com/listlyrics.php?hid=U4aQurpoNy4%3D


5,272 posted on 12/11/2005 3:49:22 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: tuliptree76

Perhaps, but your taste in music, at least, has changed.


5,273 posted on 12/11/2005 3:49:34 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: NicknamedBob

Is there a difference between "grown" and "changed?"


5,274 posted on 12/11/2005 3:49:54 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darksheare

Hmmmm....I think you need a "spin" in the parlor. Feel free to bring stockings, bras, whatever you like to see on a dancer/singer.....


5,275 posted on 12/11/2005 3:52:09 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh, yes.....


5,276 posted on 12/11/2005 3:52:33 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face
Is there a difference between "grown" and "changed?"

In my lexicon, "grown" often means psychologically, while changed means physically.

For the character in question, the psychological change comes gradually, which then leads to a physical change.

5,277 posted on 12/11/2005 3:53:42 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

LOL.


Yes, my tastes in music are kinda eclectic.


5,278 posted on 12/11/2005 3:54:15 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
... sharing quarters with "adam" ...

Adam won't exist for several centuries. No problem.

5,279 posted on 12/11/2005 3:55:38 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Okay.. that one link went wacky..
http://www.lovehate.com
http://www.lovehate.com/rumble.htm


5,280 posted on 12/11/2005 3:55:51 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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