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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Alice au Wonderland

I didn't even bother going to see it. She
said she went just to see DiCaprio die.


5,141 posted on 12/11/2005 2:38:21 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
YOu're catching on! A breakthrough, Tulip! Have you been practicing your "stuning" exercises?

Actually, it was more of a deduction. No breakthroughs here. No "stuning" exercises. You really don't want to hear my current opinion of men and relationships.

5,142 posted on 12/11/2005 2:38:25 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your opinion, I would have asked for it.)
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To: Darksheare

Not enough of a tail.


5,143 posted on 12/11/2005 2:38:44 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Tax-chick
"Chipmunks are cuter and more masculine."

Bingo! Well said!

5,144 posted on 12/11/2005 2:39:13 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Mystery Science Theater 3000.
;-)


5,145 posted on 12/11/2005 2:39:14 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare

Nasty thing to do to garlic and chives, though.


5,146 posted on 12/11/2005 2:39:22 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland
I did like the part where Leonardo sunk to the bottom like a frozen turkey.

Best part of the movie.

The thing is that there are so many great true stories that came off the Titanic that it is an abomination that they went with this cardboard cutout of a tale.

5,147 posted on 12/11/2005 2:39:32 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

He IS a tail.


5,148 posted on 12/11/2005 2:39:42 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Monkey Face

I didn't know there was a pendant, either. The new Star Wars films are agressively dumb, but the kids like them. You have to keep in mind that their target audience is under 15!


5,149 posted on 12/11/2005 2:39:42 PM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: Darkchylde

That's almost a good enough reason....if someone else is paying the tab.


5,150 posted on 12/11/2005 2:40:04 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

True.
But the mental image of him being boiled alive while nibbling on an acorn squirrel style was rather.. amusing.


5,151 posted on 12/11/2005 2:40:23 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Thanks. As a professional breeder, I have an eye for the functional male, as opposed to ... something else.


5,152 posted on 12/11/2005 2:40:37 PM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: Darksheare

Ahhhhh!


5,153 posted on 12/11/2005 2:40:44 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Very true. Hollywood making life less life-like at its worst.


5,154 posted on 12/11/2005 2:41:37 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Darksheare

Somebody would have to post comparative pictures.


5,155 posted on 12/11/2005 2:41:40 PM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Sis holds under protective custody some VHS tapes with MST3K on them.
She treats them like gold.
(That, and the VCR took a lightning strike.)


5,156 posted on 12/11/2005 2:41:43 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare

True. A skinny one.


5,157 posted on 12/11/2005 2:41:59 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Yepper...Something else to make money from someone's grief.

All I could think of during the ice water scene was, "Quit talking and DIE already!"


5,158 posted on 12/11/2005 2:42:04 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Tax-chick

YUG, that'd be torture.


5,159 posted on 12/11/2005 2:42:04 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Fashion runway type tail.


5,160 posted on 12/11/2005 2:42:32 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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