Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[TheMadLurker]

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/

[Darksheare]

"Best not to mess with it."

Ooops, too late.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

No one on the Undead Thread needs to kiss the Blarney Stone anyway, we're all gifted.

All gifted, but all suffering from Irish Typo Dyslexia, darks isn't to blame - it's the Celtic gene pool!! (No wonder the ancient Celts hadn't a written language!!)

[Darkchylde]

It could be. I usually just love to look
at the pictures first & read second.

[Monkey Face]

Well, I'll be sure to be there to welcome you!

[Darksheare]

LOL.

I can goof up speaking just as badly as my writing.
H.P. Lovecraftf had it down pat on how I sometimes sound when speaking.

[King Prout]

or Alice.
she'll know what won't scare the sheeple.

hungry now.
Bloaty's Pizza in fridge calls to me...

[Darkchylde]

I didn't say I would. I wouldn't, just for the
fact that so many others have spit all over it
before. I'd probably be safer (encounter less
contamination) kissing a local. ;-)

[NicknamedBob]

"All gifted, but all suffering from Irish Typo Dyslexia"

Well, I do make the occasional mistake, but I refuse to blame anyone but myself.

On the other hand, in regard to your disappoinment in the weather recently, just pick up one of the generic excuse forms from the table.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I have a bogman's mumble!!

I think Irish poet Patrick Kavanagh sums it up in Stoney Gray Soil:

"You clogged the feet of my boyhood
and I believed that my stumble
Had the poise and stride of Apollo
And his voice my thick-tongued mumble."

[tuliptree76]

Thanks.

[Darksheare]

I mis-fired the weathr control beam.
I was aiming at making a certain bedroom in Chappaqua truly frigid...
Instead I icily nuked most of the northeast...
Gotta work on the fine control of that beam.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I'd probably be safer (encounter less contamination) kissing a local. ;-)

You should kiss a local. I'm a local.

[Darksheare]

You too?
Excellent!

[Irish_Thatcherite]

...just pick up one of the generic excuse forms from the table.

Is there any "I was drunk when I did that" excuses??

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Are you a bogman?

[Darkchylde]

Hmmmm, have to talk people into travel.

[NicknamedBob]

"You should kiss a local. I'm a local. "

You guys! Panting and salivating all over this poor chylde just because she's female!

You remind me of me.

[Darksheare]

With my plodding tongue and inability to speak intelligibly at times, maybe.
If I'm really good, I start speaking, and then have to start all over again.

[Darksheare]

Of course, I have been accused of being one of the fey, an evil faerie, a brownie, some odd form of leprechaun, or worse.

[Darkchylde]

Well, should I ever find myself in Ireland through
some strange twist of fate, I'll remember that. ;-)