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Parody ZOT of Free Republic
Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Darksheare
4,941
posted on
12/11/2005 12:03:32 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Darkchylde
Don't kiss the Blarney Stone - it's all a farce!! Also, hoodlums probably piss on the stone...
4,942
posted on
12/11/2005 12:03:37 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: tuliptree76
Well, it's a rather boring Sunday actually.
I've been lurking here for a while, and I'm having coffee.
Want some? ;-)
To: EsmeraldaA
Hi, Es.
Fun place to hang out, huh?
*slap-slap*
(What am I SAYING???)
4,944
posted on
12/11/2005 12:05:10 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: EsmeraldaA
Thanks. Do you have any herbal tea?
(I can't have coffee.)
4,945
posted on
12/11/2005 12:05:28 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(If I wanted your opinion, I would have asked for it.)
To: Darkchylde
I'd love the chance to see everything.
what's your pleasure, Chylde?
4,946
posted on
12/11/2005 12:05:35 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
And scrolling through the ingredients grants one the sight of this stuff:
extract of hydrolyzed re-animated zombie excrement, reconstituted weasel juice, verigated insulated unexpurgated mime extract, over-stimulated college co-eds, under-educated retro dead-heads, slippery jumplings, salt, sterilized ratfink shavings, roasted iguana nuts, anthrax bacilli, ambergris, imitation artificial semi-sweet not-quite-chocolate substitute, pasteurized processed squid ink and salt.
Zounds...
4,947
posted on
12/11/2005 12:05:44 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
No one on the Undead Thread needs to kiss the Blarney Stone anyway, we're all gifted.
4,948
posted on
12/11/2005 12:06:17 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Darkchylde
"oh no, not again!"
which I think is also an oblique reference to HHGTTG
4,949
posted on
12/11/2005 12:07:08 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout; Darksheare; Alice au Wonderland; Kindly Old Doc Tsu
Oooh, so much weirdness in one place at one time may
cause a meltdown of.... everything. Sounds like fun.
4,950
posted on
12/11/2005 12:07:18 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Monkey Face
*chuckle*
Sometimes the ingredients list reads like that..
4,951
posted on
12/11/2005 12:08:17 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Monkey Face
Hi 'Face!
Yes, my fun consisted in reading your (all) posts.
I rarely do that.
To: King Prout
Isn't that the puzzle box from Hellraiser?
4,953
posted on
12/11/2005 12:08:55 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Monkey Face
Thanks again.
Being that my Scottish blood is McDonald of Sleat, I've
always wanted to walk into some Campbell household &
proclaim I've invaded.... just to see what happens. ;-)
4,954
posted on
12/11/2005 12:09:16 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Darksheare
"geometric corn syrup solids"
4,955
posted on
12/11/2005 12:09:29 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: tuliptree76
Sorry tulip, I forgot.
But yes, I have a wonderful Herbal mix.
To: Darksheare
yes, that is the Lament Configuration Lemarchand box
4,957
posted on
12/11/2005 12:10:29 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
Heh heh heh.
I'm glad I didn't write that ingredient list...
4,958
posted on
12/11/2005 12:10:34 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: King Prout
Ah, maybe we should just put you
in charge of the special wording.
4,959
posted on
12/11/2005 12:10:38 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Darkchylde
y'all come on down - we'll find beds for ya.
4,960
posted on
12/11/2005 12:11:23 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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