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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Darkchylde
As for the cute thing, you should see
the faces I'm making right now. ;-)

I got ya beat, unless the whites of your eyes are bluer than mine...

4,821 posted on 12/11/2005 10:38:20 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: MadIvan; timpad; Irish_Thatcherite

thanks for checking in, MadIvan. glad to know you and yours are all well.


4,822 posted on 12/11/2005 10:39:43 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout; Darksheare; Irish_Thatcherite

That's Lydexsic.

Have you ever tried coffee in his style?


4,823 posted on 12/11/2005 10:39:53 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: King Prout; Darkchylde; Darksheare
"Dyslexics of the world... UNTIE!"

It's hard to figure out, Irish people do prioritize good spelling, as a fellow Irish FReeper once pointed out - the Irish FReepers automatically hit the spell checker, because we always assume a typo!!

4,824 posted on 12/11/2005 10:40:49 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face
"...maybe even as early as tomorrow."
*sheesh*
4,825 posted on 12/11/2005 10:40:56 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: King Prout

By the way, the castle courtyard will NOT have a Holiday tree on display.

The Christmas Tree will be center courtyard on the left, Krungi decorations or not.

If we gather for Christmas carols, I'm hoping the sound will not disturb the guests on the top floor, and that there will be no thrown or splashed criticisms of our singing as a result.


4,826 posted on 12/11/2005 10:41:20 AM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; King Prout; Darkchylde

I hate the Spelling Chicken, my post pecked to death at the whims of a bird in an electronic box...
*shuddering*


4,827 posted on 12/11/2005 10:42:18 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: MadIvan
No one was killed in the blast, thankfully. It appears it was an accident.

It seems to be the case, even though I was only getting the info third hand!!

Glad your OK!!!!

4,828 posted on 12/11/2005 10:42:29 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

You feel a disturbance....

Oh, wait... "I sense something; a presence I've not felt since... ".


4,829 posted on 12/11/2005 10:43:34 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Monkey Face

That's the Irish blood - all along we were blaming Darks for this, celtic blood causes typos!!


4,830 posted on 12/11/2005 10:44:06 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: King Prout

You should stop holding your breath. ;-)


4,831 posted on 12/11/2005 10:45:51 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: NicknamedBob

I sing tenor, so I'm always wanted for carols...:o]


4,832 posted on 12/11/2005 10:46:47 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Darkchylde

If it's the Irish Influence, I should be immune, since I also have Irish blood...


4,833 posted on 12/11/2005 10:48:21 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; King Prout; Darksheare

I don't use spell check, but I read over my writings
so much, it can sometimes take me a half hour to
have it tailored the way I like & finally hit post.


4,834 posted on 12/11/2005 10:48:46 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darksheare

I make a 12-cup drip-perk pot with 12 cups water, but my blend is... idiosyncratic.

3 parts chickory-laced dark-roast (Luzianne)
1 part maxwell house "rich french" blend
2 parts light roast (for the caffeine)

I use 2 heaping scoops (approximately 3/5 of a cup) of grounds in the filter. sometimes I add a very small amount of cinnamon (if it is truly nippy).
I put a dash of salt in the pot.

The result is BLACK, very aromatic and full-flavored without being bitter, quite strong caffeine load, becomes full-bodied and textured with the addition of milk.

I have a rule: if you can see any hint of white cup enamel through the pouring stream, it ain't coffee - it is water you shook a bean at.
My coffee is a foodstuff, not a mere beverage.
Most people cannot handle my coffee.

I adulterate my brew with sugar and whole milk.


4,835 posted on 12/11/2005 10:53:17 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Monkey Face; Irish_Thatcherite; Darkchylde

The typos are due to the influence of the border rieving impulse.


4,836 posted on 12/11/2005 10:53:55 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: King Prout

Sounds quite even with my horrid stuff.


4,837 posted on 12/11/2005 10:54:30 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darkchylde

"Lydexsic" - *grins*

as to coffee - see post above for my method


4,838 posted on 12/11/2005 10:54:55 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Chickory laced..
I didn't see that in there initially.
Hmm.


4,839 posted on 12/11/2005 10:57:35 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darkchylde

hehhehheh

sclera, not skin.

blue sclerae indicate the expression of an inherited genetic anomaly also correlated with unusually flexible joints and/or unusual dermal elasticity.


4,840 posted on 12/11/2005 10:58:42 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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