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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: FRiends

Sorry everyone, didn't mean to do that (again)!!


4,801 posted on 12/11/2005 10:25:55 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Darksheare

I should have saved the entire sequence...:o[


4,802 posted on 12/11/2005 10:25:56 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darkchylde

in saying you seem older, I refer to your writing, not that pic you posted somewhere around here.

in saying you are cute, however... ;)

*dodging the rapidly moving heavy objects*


4,803 posted on 12/11/2005 10:27:51 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare

only problem with your clever plan: sib lives Up There, and I live Down Here. 'bout 900miles apart, plus-or-minus


4,804 posted on 12/11/2005 10:30:18 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Monkey Face

It was slightly longer than the couple links I posted.

http://www.pvponline.com/index.php3
If you hit the 'previous' button under the strip, you will go back one day.
(First it enters the archive and shows the current strip, and the next click sends it to the previous days comic.)

But, here it is..:

http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20051202

http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20051203

http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20051204

http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20051205

http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20051207

http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20051208


4,805 posted on 12/11/2005 10:30:28 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Monkey Face

He seems to freely share with anyone he's talking
to at the time. The fact that he's often talking to
you may have something to do with it. ;-)


4,806 posted on 12/11/2005 10:30:47 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: King Prout

Drats!

Anyone else you can con into bustin' a gut while you go fishing for Mollie D Panther?


4,807 posted on 12/11/2005 10:31:07 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Monkey Face
This miscreant looks like real trouble ...

... I'll see to it that he has unhindered access to the lower levels, so he can instill fear and discipline there.

4,808 posted on 12/11/2005 10:31:52 AM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Well, my family has some Irish blood... could that explain it?


4,809 posted on 12/11/2005 10:32:21 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

eeeeevil zeroes... made by Mitsubishi Motor Co., no doubt.


4,810 posted on 12/11/2005 10:32:57 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face

looks a bit Lynxish, no?


4,811 posted on 12/11/2005 10:33:50 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darkchylde; Irish_Thatcherite; Darksheare

"Dyslexics of the world... UNTIE!"

and what is wrong with your brother's coffee?


4,812 posted on 12/11/2005 10:34:57 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darkchylde

Nope. I won't see a single post of his for maybe 200 posts or more and then I'll begin to typo like crazy. I'll then ping him, only to hear (from him) that he has been lurking. I can "feel" him...


4,813 posted on 12/11/2005 10:35:28 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: King Prout

I know, however I've complained about
looking younger than I am & every time
I've posted that pic I'm told otherwise.
I was merely stating an annoying fact.

As for the cute thing, you should see
the faces I'm making right now. ;-)


4,814 posted on 12/11/2005 10:35:50 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: King Prout

Would rather a Toyota/Honda.


4,815 posted on 12/11/2005 10:36:26 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Darksheare

it will have to wait until I get a digital camera - film is too expensive to squander on a shooter quaking in the throes of mirth


4,816 posted on 12/11/2005 10:36:52 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: NicknamedBob

Thanks! I hear he is quite the gentleman, which is one of the reasons I agreed to take him. He will join us after Christmas, and I'm looking forward to it...He's about the same age as Hobbes, so they should be good companions for years to come.


4,817 posted on 12/11/2005 10:37:08 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: King Prout; Darkchylde; Irish_Thatcherite

My coffee is supposedly vile stuff.

I don't understand why:

In 12 cup drip percolator pot, fill to 6 cup mark with water.
In filter, put 6 heaping scoops of coffee.
Medium roast works best, just make sure it's a robust blend.
Found a maxwellhouse 'medium roast' that was rather anemic.
Put pinch of salt in filter, about as much as it would take to cover the surface of a dime with one even layer.
This keeps the coffee from tasting burned too quickly, it doesn't age well brewed this way.

Brew, recirculate if need be, usually not.
Add sugar and dairy creamer.
Creamora and coffeemate are not recommended unless you like the heart racing that Ranger Pudding gives.
That, and the nondairy creamer will give you both a headache and a buzz with the coffee.


I usually put about 8 spoons of sugar in this stuff, it ends up being like Russian Kava, thick and sweet with that bitter overtone to it.

Oh, and I am NOT responsible for seeming demonic possession of the coffeepot, or the coffeepot ending up acting as if it has been damaged.

Be sure NOT to add creamora or coffeemate to the brew, unless you LIKE ranger pudding style heart racing.
When I brew that stuff for myself, I recirculate the stuff to brew a second time, but that's me for my own personal enjoyment, and it may wreck the coffeepot.
Don't forget the salt, it's important to the finished brew.


4,818 posted on 12/11/2005 10:37:21 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: King Prout

I'm fine - I was out even deeper in the countryside this weekend, and had no access to the internet.

No one was killed in the blast, thankfully. It appears it was an accident.

Regards, Ivan


4,819 posted on 12/11/2005 10:37:23 AM PST by MadIvan (You underestimate the power of the Dark Side - http://www.sithorder.com/)
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To: King Prout

Slightly. I'm excited to get him. If I don't go to Vegas for Christmas, I'll have him this week...maybe ever as early as tomorrow.


4,820 posted on 12/11/2005 10:38:11 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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