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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: Monkey Face

I have a cold, and Bill got in a fight with Pat and woke James up, or I'd be having my nap right now. (/whine)

On the plus side, I got frozen pizzas for $2.50 off, and it's not raining.

How are you?


4,221 posted on 12/10/2005 11:16:31 AM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: All

I'm off, seeya all later!


4,222 posted on 12/10/2005 11:22:24 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

Any time I can get frozen pizzas for $2.50 off is a good day! I like frozen pizza! I usually buy the small ones (not the 5") of the generic/store brand as I've found those are usually better for not a lot of money.

I've been making cookies to send off to my son and grandsone for Christmas, so now, my back is killing me. But it's DONE! And with luck, I can get the PO to pick up the package on Tuesday. :o]

I hope the lower gravity of the trip to Mars eases your pregnancy pains somewhat.


4,223 posted on 12/10/2005 11:24:51 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: sionnsar; Irish_Thatcherite

Can either of you identify what instrument this guy is playing?

4,224 posted on 12/10/2005 11:28:55 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: Monkey Face

Good for you! Maybe the trip to Mars will help your back, too.


4,225 posted on 12/10/2005 11:33:19 AM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: Tax-chick

One can only hope!

I'll be very happy to get this package sent off before the cookies dry up. :o]


4,226 posted on 12/10/2005 11:35:58 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Did you pack a slice of apple with each batch?


4,227 posted on 12/10/2005 11:44:39 AM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

*shaking head in horror*

you ain't right


4,228 posted on 12/10/2005 11:56:30 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

izzat a palindrome in yeour pocket, or are ye jest 'appy tu zee uns?


4,229 posted on 12/10/2005 11:57:59 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Tax-chick

Nope...no apples...I just wrapped them in plastic wrap and then aluminum foild and put the lids on. If I can get them mailed Monday, he'll have them by Friday.


4,230 posted on 12/10/2005 11:59:24 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: King Prout; Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face; Tax-chick

She's a pistol.


4,231 posted on 12/10/2005 11:59:44 AM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: King Prout; Alice au Wonderland

LOL!
She's a little surprising, ne?

How are things out your way?


4,232 posted on 12/10/2005 12:00:46 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

The three to four inches of snow we got on Thursday has melted away for the most part.

Marylanders are saying they hope that's all the snow we get this Winter. Not likely!

Same old same old, too many politicians, too little ammunition.


4,233 posted on 12/10/2005 12:06:20 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Monkey Face

clear and cool here - a trifle chill this morning, but lovely now. you?


4,234 posted on 12/10/2005 12:07:23 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Monkey Face

That should work. I think I'll go hunt for a snack!


4,235 posted on 12/10/2005 12:07:31 PM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: King Prout; NicknamedBob

It's sunny here...supposed to be 76. It will cool off tonight for sure, though, and be about 30. At least we have no wind. It's a great day to be outdoors.


When Hobbes wakes up, maybe I'll put her harness on her and take her out for a few minutes.


4,236 posted on 12/10/2005 12:10:28 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Tax-chick

I'm one of those people that get full when I cook. Just the smell of the cookies for three hours has taken away my appetite for anything in the way of food...:o[


4,237 posted on 12/10/2005 12:12:04 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Wow, if that happened to me, I'd be thin!


4,238 posted on 12/10/2005 12:13:47 PM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: NicknamedBob

she's a pistol... with a pluged barrel, sometimes seems like.

*shaking head*

she ain't RIGHT Ah tall ye!


4,239 posted on 12/10/2005 12:16:27 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Tax-chick

I've always been that way. My trouble is, I seldom cook meals that take more than 5-10 minutes. I thought I might have lost that "knack" but baking for three hours brought it all back to me!


4,240 posted on 12/10/2005 12:22:49 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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