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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
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To: Monkey Face
hi 'Face. just catching up on yesterday's posts. do not be in any hurry to unpack. i have stuff in boxes that haven't been unpacked for 28 years or so. everything seems to be keeping just fine. no point disturbing stuff that isn't disturbing me.
4,141
posted on
12/10/2005 7:17:06 AM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
Hmmmph! If you haven't used it in 28 years, you don't really need most of it. Keep the truly sentimental/important items and give the rest to someone else. Bless them with your largesse.
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posted on
12/10/2005 7:27:10 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: stephenjohnbanker
4,143
posted on
12/10/2005 7:37:47 AM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: Alice au Wonderland
back in a little bit. must go see about Pushy. from Prout's description, she has cast herself once again. may as well teach him what to do in these cases. she has the record for the most casts in any one week period.
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posted on
12/10/2005 7:44:51 AM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
Okie dokie. Hope Pushy gets better. Why do we even have Pushy?
4,145
posted on
12/10/2005 7:53:01 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
We could have used the deodorant idea, before the cat passed away. I don't suppose it works with toddlers ...
Good luck at all the swim meets. My brother and I were competitive swimmers for several years. Lots of work for the parents!
4,146
posted on
12/10/2005 7:55:37 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Tax-chick
Thanks.
I'd not heard of the deodorant trick before Mcxlplx.
For how long did you compete and what was your favorite event?
4,147
posted on
12/10/2005 8:03:34 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Five or six years. 200M I.M. was my strongest event, and I was very competitive (at the city level) in 100M or 200M breaststroke and backstroke. Built up that upper-body strength that I now use hauling babies, tons of groceries, and heaping baskets of laundry :-).
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posted on
12/10/2005 8:08:25 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Tax-chick
Primus has nearly all the makings of a good IM'er; just needs some more work on his fly. (For anyone reading this post who is not familiar with swimming, in the swimming world, fly means "butterfly". No prurience involved at all.)
The three older kids all seem to be great at breaststroke, but Quartus, at age 5, loves swimming fly.
I swim for me. Never did any real competition. It is wonderful exercise while pregnant. Any hopes of you making it into a pool to help stretch and relax muscles?
4,149
posted on
12/10/2005 8:19:07 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
To: stephenjohnbanker; Kindly Old Doc Tsu
What kind of boat...sailboat?
4,151
posted on
12/10/2005 8:25:08 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
That's all you have to do to vote. Thanks!!
4,152
posted on
12/10/2005 8:25:13 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: sionnsar
4,153
posted on
12/10/2005 8:25:42 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Morning, Alice. How're things?
4,154
posted on
12/10/2005 8:26:50 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: Alice au Wonderland
To: stephenjohnbanker
Aaaargh. I should have used quotes to indicate that I was mimicking you.
What type of sailboat, please.
4,156
posted on
12/10/2005 8:39:44 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: sionnsar
Other than the car refusing to start, things are just ducky.
How're you doing?
4,157
posted on
12/10/2005 8:40:26 AM PST
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Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Moving slowly this morning. Below freezing outside; we've had an unusual amount of cold so far...
4,158
posted on
12/10/2005 8:48:59 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Someone else gets to do KP.Now THERE's an eye-opener, and no mistake! *snort*
4,159
posted on
12/10/2005 8:53:08 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
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