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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Monkey Face
I see....you want me to forget my headache??
3,681 posted on 12/09/2005 5:10:53 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: timpad

That's discrimination! Where's the flippin' ACLU when we really neee them?!


3,682 posted on 12/09/2005 5:11:51 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: timpad
3649 is blinking nicely from where I sit...

3649 is NOT Blinking for me.

*** BLINK ***

*** BLINK ***


I tried every trick in my limited arsenal ... and nothing blinks for me ... is it blinking for you?

The FR thing I read also said it may depend on the browser you use ...

3,683 posted on 12/09/2005 5:12:04 PM PST by caryatid (Do you know what it means to miss New Orleens ... ?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face
We're more than "fine", darlin'.

As I am well aware!

3,684 posted on 12/09/2005 5:12:19 PM PST by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: humblegunner; Monkey Face

We require maximum "smoking" in our parlor, though, don't we 'Face?


3,685 posted on 12/09/2005 5:12:49 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
I do think! LOL!

Is there a waiting list?
Do I have to pre-order (whatever that means)?
3,686 posted on 12/09/2005 5:14:10 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: caryatid

Neither one of them are blinking here.

Are they supposed to blink? Because it don't blink.


3,687 posted on 12/09/2005 5:14:10 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Monkey Face; tuliptree76
A telescope is never "useless" when it is properly used. I happen to like looking at the "wildlife"...no matter where it's found...:o]

Did you ever see that untamed ornithoid that tulip was looking for?

3,688 posted on 12/09/2005 5:15:50 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: EsmeraldaA

"Ohhhh 'Face you know to much about me."

That's why we're the Queen! ;o]


3,689 posted on 12/09/2005 5:15:51 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face

Alert SAR crews to the hangar deck, stephenjohn is headed for the parlor...


3,690 posted on 12/09/2005 5:16:19 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

No guts, no glory!


3,691 posted on 12/09/2005 5:16:35 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
That's discrimination! Where's the flippin' ACLU when we really neee them?!

Beijing?

3,692 posted on 12/09/2005 5:17:02 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Just put in a request to NnB.

I should add that the gentlemen, especially DC, have offered their *ahem* services should we need "technical assistance".

Really, now, does life get any better than this?!


3,693 posted on 12/09/2005 5:17:07 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: NicknamedBob
Can't imagine why this gentleman would want a vacation.

BTW I am going to require slightly more room then anticipated as I have been given 78 Christmas presents from someone who calls himself "my true love"

Twelve Nuclear weapons

Eleven tons of nerve gas

Ten nuclear submarines

Nine cans of mace

Eight bayonets

Seven electric cattle prods

Six Molotov cocktails

Five sticks of Dynamite

Four tommy guns

three M-16's

Two Hand grenades

And a knife with a very sharp blade.

Hey we are going into the unknown. A girl has to be prepared.

3,694 posted on 12/09/2005 5:18:30 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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To: timpad

said the spyder to the fly........


3,695 posted on 12/09/2005 5:18:40 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Girl? When it's all laid out like that, the candy is irresistible. Especially when the showcases are open and the aroma is in the air...


3,696 posted on 12/09/2005 5:19:51 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: timpad; Monkey Face

you can purchase your pay-per-view pass at steamyencounters.org@sm


3,697 posted on 12/09/2005 5:20:22 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Just as well there is only 12 days in Christmas Holiday.
3,698 posted on 12/09/2005 5:20:59 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Mmm-mmmm-mmmmm!


3,699 posted on 12/09/2005 5:21:45 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Sounds like a good site... pity I have to pay!!


3,700 posted on 12/09/2005 5:21:51 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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