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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Monkey Face; Hi Heels
3,581
posted on
12/09/2005 4:22:36 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: SandyInSeattle
3,582
posted on
12/09/2005 4:23:54 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse
Whatever you can get into your mouth at one time...
The bites, however, may be up to DC. He will no doubt be directing "traffic."
*LOL*
3,583
posted on
12/09/2005 4:24:33 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: SandyInSeattle
3,584
posted on
12/09/2005 4:24:55 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
He's not like that. And even if he wanted to go on vacation, I'm used to having just about anyone show up for the delivery. When I was expecting Anoreth, back during the Gulf War, all the doctors went to Europe to set up for the expected hordes of casualties (and babies?), and we thought the oral-surgery staff would have to deliver the babies back in Texas. Fortunately, the war ended and the obstetricians came back in time; I'm not fond of dentists!
3,585
posted on
12/09/2005 4:25:07 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: EsmeraldaA
The aspirin is right next to the bottle of Tequila.
3,586
posted on
12/09/2005 4:25:15 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: NicknamedBob
Anyone wishing to check in early, should contact the accommodations clerk at the central hall desk. And now they have bloody lost my reservation.
I reserved online and printed it and confirmed the receipt.
Non-smoking habitat only, they tell me.
This is almost as bad as FunJet! ;-)
3,587
posted on
12/09/2005 4:25:20 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
To: Lady Jag
" Santa paying for Joseph?" ("small")
3,588
posted on
12/09/2005 4:26:10 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: Hi Heels
LOL! I'm always pregnant, so don't worry about it.
3,589
posted on
12/09/2005 4:26:47 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Tax-chick
Especially when their definition of "crowning" doesn't exactly match that of the ob, right?
3,590
posted on
12/09/2005 4:26:48 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
3,591
posted on
12/09/2005 4:27:05 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Monkey Face
3,592
posted on
12/09/2005 4:27:28 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Monkey Face
Hehehe hehe
You need to know that it is really a pic of me.
To: NicknamedBob
I'm not complaining...I'm merely making suggestions. Trying to keep the troops happy.
I mean, if I can be happy with the library *read "fireplace"* and the observatory,*read "furs"* then it stands to reason that you should be able to devise some ersatz "weather" for folks that get homesick once in a while.
Look what you did for the pliesiosaur. Say...did we ever name her? Now that she has had a litter?
3,594
posted on
12/09/2005 4:27:53 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: NicknamedBob
3,595
posted on
12/09/2005 4:28:08 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Honor - Dignity - Courage - Troll Consumption)
To: Tax-chick
LOL!
Is James still cute?
3,596
posted on
12/09/2005 4:28:29 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: EsmeraldaA
"...Some aspirin, right?"
Nah. I'd go for something a LOT stonger and easier to get down...
3,597
posted on
12/09/2005 4:29:21 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Lady Jag; NicknamedBob
Just like that *ahem* project *smothered moan* you're working on for us ladies, right, NnB?
3,598
posted on
12/09/2005 4:30:04 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face
Terribly, terribly cute. And safely in bed for the night, which is even cuter :-).
I'm going to go put my feet up and read a library book, now that I'm guestless. Talk to you ladies tomorrow.
3,599
posted on
12/09/2005 4:30:10 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: humblegunner
Lost reservation not a problem. You may, however, have to bunk in with ... hmm.
Oh, just put your name up on the bulletin board with your requirements.
Or bring a pup tent minus the pup.
3,600
posted on
12/09/2005 4:30:23 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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