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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: King Prout
Was talking about Molly with a friend of mine, who suggested that Molly might be a Bombay. Check out the link:

http://www.fanciers.com/breed-faqs/bombay-faq.html

3,461 posted on 12/09/2005 1:04:01 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: EsmeraldaA

No underlings onto whom you can foist some of your stuff?


3,462 posted on 12/09/2005 1:04:59 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Yes...

Better up the beer to a triple scotch on the rocks though...

3,463 posted on 12/09/2005 1:09:26 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

No problem. Let me get the table set up for you...be right back.


3,464 posted on 12/09/2005 1:15:52 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: King Prout
Went to the sandbox to play. Let's see what I've learned.

Bombay Cats

3,465 posted on 12/09/2005 1:21:44 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Dead Corpse

Triple scotch on the rocks.....Check.

Massage Table with thick pad....Check.

Warm Towels.....Check

Choice of oils: Plain Grapeseed; Soothing; Energizing; Invigorating; Special Blend?

Choice of Lighting: Roaring Fire in Hearth; Candlelight; Ambient lights on low setting; Pitch Dark?

Choice of Background Noise: Your choice.


3,466 posted on 12/09/2005 1:30:16 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: timpad
Look what I can do!
tickle me here

*squealing and jumping up and down*

3,467 posted on 12/09/2005 1:35:51 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: timpad

Ooops! Not quite right.

I had hoped that it'd take you to the post with the link to Prout's cat's heritage, aka post # 3465.

What did I not do correctly?

*still squealing*


3,468 posted on 12/09/2005 1:38:15 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: All

Oooh! Sequential digits in the number!

Gimme a cookie, please!


3,469 posted on 12/09/2005 1:44:23 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Oil... 10W30 or 30W Synthetic.

Lighting? The rockets red glare.

War...

Sorry, just got done checking out the new Quake 4 demo. Pretty cool. A lot like Doom 3 with upgraded player movement and more outdoor action.

3,470 posted on 12/09/2005 1:54:31 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
This is mostly personal, so it needs my attention...

*sigh*
3,471 posted on 12/09/2005 1:55:30 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Dead Corpse

Sorry about that. Really.


3,472 posted on 12/09/2005 1:56:56 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Dead Corpse
I can think of a better outlet for your aggressive tendencies.....
3,473 posted on 12/09/2005 1:59:20 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Thanks!


3,474 posted on 12/09/2005 1:59:57 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Oh, bother.

Well, we'll be at the bar, probably, when you're finished. Swing on by; your drink will be on me.


3,475 posted on 12/09/2005 2:00:08 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: sionnsar

Hi Sion!

Are you on a lunch break? (Still struggling with time differences.)


3,476 posted on 12/09/2005 2:00:59 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: All; yall
Ya just gotta love The Washington State Democrat Party.

Or not.

Unbelievable.

3,477 posted on 12/09/2005 2:02:20 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Be back in a half hour or so...
3,478 posted on 12/09/2005 2:03:20 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: sionnsar
Yup. I read it earlier. That particular item reflects a certain lack of humor.

My favorite is the icthus (sp?)that is eating the footed icthus that has the word "truth" in it. At least those displayed a sense of humor.
3,479 posted on 12/09/2005 2:13:03 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: EsmeraldaA
Sorry about that. Really.

Same back at ya'. At least you know someone else is having "one of those days" as well. I hope it helps ya'... ;-)

3,480 posted on 12/09/2005 2:30:02 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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