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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
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To: HKMk23
Be well, Hkmk23.
Drink your beer, enjoy the kids' performances, and have a fabulous weekend!
3,441
posted on
12/09/2005 12:11:14 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: EsmeraldaA
Belly up to the bar and have Fan put it on my tab!
3,442
posted on
12/09/2005 12:11:56 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: fanfan
Just before .....I .....fa....slee.....ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Too late.
3,443
posted on
12/09/2005 12:12:47 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland; King Prout
I snagged a palindrome for the second day in a row!
How's them apples?!
3,444
posted on
12/09/2005 12:14:10 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
OOooohh! And a triple quad!
3,445
posted on
12/09/2005 12:14:41 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Gather around!
The Barman is here.
Remember y'all, after five drinks we're gonna play the Star Spangled Banner to see who can still stand up.
3,446
posted on
12/09/2005 12:20:35 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Baraonda
Well, if you're only going to play it, tha's no pro...*hiccup*...bum at all. Now, if we have to sing it....
3,447
posted on
12/09/2005 12:22:42 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Too late for you.
You ought watcha your drinkin'. Plenty of mirrors in my bar to do that.
3,448
posted on
12/09/2005 12:22:42 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Baraonda
I was watchin' my drinks jus' fine, thang you! *looking around* They were he...*hiccup*...re jus' a min't ago....
3,449
posted on
12/09/2005 12:24:15 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
don't matter.
just sing along and watch your drinkin'.
We also serve a Scotch here that should be deported and an expensive Manhattan for $24.00.
3,450
posted on
12/09/2005 12:25:18 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Baraonda
How'm I suppos' to trus' a barman what doesn' e'en ha'e a biopage?
3,451
posted on
12/09/2005 12:25:37 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Baraonda
Come one come all!
We have just redecorated our bar here. We've just put new drunks around it.
3,452
posted on
12/09/2005 12:26:41 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I can't do it yet!
Arrrghhh
I'm in a very whinny mood......
To: Alice au Wonderland
Anyone who doesn't trust his/her barman has no kick coming.
3,454
posted on
12/09/2005 12:29:11 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: Baraonda
Why would you deport the scotch?
3,455
posted on
12/09/2005 12:35:23 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Baraonda
Didn't say I didn't trust you. Just said I didn't know how I was supposed to trust you. Diff'rent thing entirely.
*looking down nose crosseyed*
Wha's a kick?
3,456
posted on
12/09/2005 12:37:10 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: EsmeraldaA
Legitimate, rationed, whining is okay.
If you stop looking at the clock, time will pass faster. Strange but true!
3,457
posted on
12/09/2005 12:38:01 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: EsmeraldaA
Having a very busy and horrible day here. You and me both...
3,458
posted on
12/09/2005 12:57:50 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
Want a beer and a massage?
3,459
posted on
12/09/2005 12:58:37 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
It is not a time thing.
I have to get a lot of stuff done....
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