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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: sionnsar
Busy bees and all that......hehe hehe heeh
2,921 posted on 12/07/2005 10:26:48 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: sionnsar; Alice au Wonderland; Tax-chick
Everybody should check out what John Huang2 doesn't have to say about the economy.

And now, I'm oft' to work. (It's Bush's fault.)

2,922 posted on 12/08/2005 4:48:16 AM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Hi, Bob! My parents are here for another day; it's been very busy!


2,923 posted on 12/08/2005 4:57:12 AM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; HKMk23

"...You're thinking of a magnet attracting a free metal object on open space. Yes, under those conditions, the action is rapid as the attraction snaps them together. Within the confines of the intended operating environment, however, the sliding ball will not be free to move nearly so rapidly. It will be restricted to a slow, sssslllllliiiiiiddiiinnnggg motion, from one end to the other. In fact, position sensing could be built in so that the eletromegnets would not switch until the sliding ball reached the active end of the strand, thus ensuring a full traverse of the length of the strand each time.

What's not to like? Slow. Deliberate. Highly tactile. Repetitive. KA-BOOM!"

Yah! That's more like it!


2,924 posted on 12/08/2005 5:44:09 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Tax-chick

Good Morning, Tax Chick!

I thought of you last night and realized that I hadn't seen you post for a couple of days. Began to worry a bit.

How're all y'all doin'?

Mcxlplx gets to go to the vet today. Then we're off to buy snowboots and milk. Looks like we have snow on the way.


2,925 posted on 12/08/2005 6:48:54 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob; HKMk23

Oh, yeah!

I just love men who want to give their women pleasure. Just makes me want to love back on 'em!


2,926 posted on 12/08/2005 6:50:32 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: NicknamedBob

What a wonderful way to spew coffee on the keyboard!

See you throughout the day?


2,927 posted on 12/08/2005 6:51:38 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse; Tax-chick; sionnsar; SandyInSeattle; King Prout; NicknamedBob; timpad; ...

Good Morning!

I have time to make a fresh pot of coffee before I take the cat to the vet. Any takers on the coffee?


2,928 posted on 12/08/2005 6:53:51 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

If I ever get another cat, I will have to name it Mcxlplx!

And the men who give women pleasure are true men, indeed. Anything less is a waste of testosterone.


2,929 posted on 12/08/2005 6:55:15 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

The name sure is a conversation starter!

And we don't want to waste testosterone, now, do we? There's so little of it left. *sigh*


2,930 posted on 12/08/2005 6:58:07 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob

"I love the smell of testosterone in the morning! It smells like...SEX!"

(Can I say that here?)


2,931 posted on 12/08/2005 6:59:43 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Currently 17 degrees in Dallas, with an inch of ice in my driveway.

I'm not going anywhere, so count me in for a least one cup!

2,932 posted on 12/08/2005 7:01:11 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad

Egads! I saw the weather in Tx. on the weather channel. I've done ice. It ain't all that pretty.

Coffee's on, so help yourself. I've laid out "additives" on the counter, for those who are interested.


2,933 posted on 12/08/2005 7:03:07 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face

Now, I'm getting all revved up again.

I, too, love that particular smell in the morning.


2,934 posted on 12/08/2005 7:03:56 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
I've done ice. It ain't all that pretty.

We've just opened a new freeway interchange. Part of it is 90 ft. high. It was like a ski jump last night! Whee!

By the way, the Cayenne pepper and Irish whiskey were very thoughtful "additives", thank you!

2,935 posted on 12/08/2005 7:09:30 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I thought of making some hot cider this morning, but I'm too cold to move. We had 31 again last night, and though it's not at bad as what other parts of the country are getting, when one is used to 100 degrees, 31 is pretty chilly.


2,936 posted on 12/08/2005 7:09:34 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

We're all fine - having a nice visit with OldTax-lady and the Captain. They're leaving tomorrow morning to see my cousin in Pinehurst, before going home to Florida. Tonight we're going to celebrate Der Prinz's birthday, which is really Monday, but Mom made a cake!

I hope Vowelless Cat gets a good report from the vet. We need to leave for church with the older kids in a few minutes, and there's something going on with Girl Scouts this afternoon that I need to get figured out shortly!


2,937 posted on 12/08/2005 7:11:59 AM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
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To: timpad

You're welcome.

We did the "Blue Route" once during freezing rain. I don't ever want to have that experience again.


2,938 posted on 12/08/2005 7:18:17 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face

I think that there's a space heater in the hallway closet, if you need some extra heat.


2,939 posted on 12/08/2005 7:18:55 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Tax-chick

I'm glad to hear that all is well.

Enjoy the rest of the parental units' visit and please wish Der Prinz a happy birthday from me.


2,940 posted on 12/08/2005 7:19:50 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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