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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Alice au Wonderland
i'm ok. she'll be ok but she's still pretty shocky. i just treated her kid yesterday for something or other - pinkeye, i think. that at least i can do something about. the Lord heals, and doctors babysit. i don't want His job. i never healed anybody in my life and i'm not fixing to start. my job is to educate, cajole, browbeat. and comfort. any time, really, but particularly after i have to inflict pain. if you have time to hurt someone, you have time to comfort him.
2,561
posted on
12/07/2005 4:33:27 PM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Baby steps IT......baby steps.
To: Alice au Wonderland
2,563
posted on
12/07/2005 4:35:56 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
Ok.
In other news, Mcxlplx goes to the vet tomorrow.
Primus had a major meltdown in ballet today.
I only gained 5 pounds on vacation; I thought it'd be worse than that.
NnB and DC are making Ben Wa Balls for those of us that want them.
2,564
posted on
12/07/2005 4:38:16 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu; EsmeraldaA
a ball is a roll model A circle is the most perfect shape in the universe!!
2,565
posted on
12/07/2005 4:38:21 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Alice au Wonderland
The first hot toddy I had knocked my cold when nothing else would. I woke up the next morning, and there was still about 2" of liquid in the glass. As I picked it up, I got a whiff of it...it smelled like straight sour mash whiskey. But then I realized I could SMELL it!
So I am a firm believer!
2,566
posted on
12/07/2005 4:38:50 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Hi IT!
How's the head? Is there a guinness or two looming on the horizon for you?
2,567
posted on
12/07/2005 4:39:03 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
does that mean i'm allowed to gain the weight back?
2,568
posted on
12/07/2005 4:39:20 PM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: Alice au Wonderland
"...NnB and DC are making Ben Wa Balls for those of us that want them."
I wish they would hurry...*groan*
2,569
posted on
12/07/2005 4:39:48 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
A circle is the most perfect shape in the universe!!I think the girls here might have something different in mind in terms of the "perfect shape".
2,570
posted on
12/07/2005 4:42:58 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
when i was a kid there was a little toy available - i think they called them Mexican jumping beans - consisting of a capsule with a LIVE worm inside. God knows what type. probably infested the whole country. i don't know where they came from, but all of a sudden they weren't available, and they were very popular.
2,571
posted on
12/07/2005 4:43:35 PM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: Alice au Wonderland
Head's fine, but no Guinness for a long time!!
2,572
posted on
12/07/2005 4:43:36 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
2,573
posted on
12/07/2005 4:44:06 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
KODT, you are a liberated female. Do what you want!
2,574
posted on
12/07/2005 4:44:23 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
head has always been fine.
2,575
posted on
12/07/2005 4:44:47 PM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: Alice au Wonderland
Goodness take a deep breath please...
To: Alice au Wonderland
I think the girls here might have something different in mind in terms of the "perfect shape". So do I.....
2,577
posted on
12/07/2005 4:46:11 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse
I remember "mexican jumping beans" from my childhood, too. Of course, they were probably immitation worms, not real ones.
'Face, the idea of something jumping up and down in the balls might have potential.
Whadd'ya think, gentlemen?
2,578
posted on
12/07/2005 4:47:18 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
You need to be a tad less passionate about certain things......or just things in general.
To: Alice au Wonderland; NicknamedBob
do these ben wa balls glow in the dark? i mean...in case they .....get lost....or something
2,580
posted on
12/07/2005 4:47:51 PM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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