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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Alice au Wonderland

i'm ok. she'll be ok but she's still pretty shocky. i just treated her kid yesterday for something or other - pinkeye, i think. that at least i can do something about. the Lord heals, and doctors babysit. i don't want His job. i never healed anybody in my life and i'm not fixing to start. my job is to educate, cajole, browbeat. and comfort. any time, really, but particularly after i have to inflict pain. if you have time to hurt someone, you have time to comfort him.


2,561 posted on 12/07/2005 4:33:27 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Baby steps IT......baby steps.


2,562 posted on 12/07/2005 4:33:30 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Howya Alice!!


2,563 posted on 12/07/2005 4:35:56 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

Ok.

In other news, Mcxlplx goes to the vet tomorrow.

Primus had a major meltdown in ballet today.

I only gained 5 pounds on vacation; I thought it'd be worse than that.

NnB and DC are making Ben Wa Balls for those of us that want them.


2,564 posted on 12/07/2005 4:38:16 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu; EsmeraldaA
a ball is a roll model

A circle is the most perfect shape in the universe!!

2,565 posted on 12/07/2005 4:38:21 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

The first hot toddy I had knocked my cold when nothing else would. I woke up the next morning, and there was still about 2" of liquid in the glass. As I picked it up, I got a whiff of it...it smelled like straight sour mash whiskey. But then I realized I could SMELL it!

So I am a firm believer!


2,566 posted on 12/07/2005 4:38:50 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Hi IT!

How's the head? Is there a guinness or two looming on the horizon for you?


2,567 posted on 12/07/2005 4:39:03 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

does that mean i'm allowed to gain the weight back?


2,568 posted on 12/07/2005 4:39:20 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: Alice au Wonderland

"...NnB and DC are making Ben Wa Balls for those of us that want them."

I wish they would hurry...*groan*


2,569 posted on 12/07/2005 4:39:48 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
A circle is the most perfect shape in the universe!!

I think the girls here might have something different in mind in terms of the "perfect shape".

2,570 posted on 12/07/2005 4:42:58 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

when i was a kid there was a little toy available - i think they called them Mexican jumping beans - consisting of a capsule with a LIVE worm inside. God knows what type. probably infested the whole country. i don't know where they came from, but all of a sudden they weren't available, and they were very popular.


2,571 posted on 12/07/2005 4:43:35 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Head's fine, but no Guinness for a long time!!


2,572 posted on 12/07/2005 4:43:36 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

If you want....


2,573 posted on 12/07/2005 4:44:06 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
KODT, you are a liberated female. Do what you want!
2,574 posted on 12/07/2005 4:44:23 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

head has always been fine.


2,575 posted on 12/07/2005 4:44:47 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Goodness take a deep breath please...


2,576 posted on 12/07/2005 4:45:07 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland
I think the girls here might have something different in mind in terms of the "perfect shape".

So do I.....

2,577 posted on 12/07/2005 4:46:11 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse

I remember "mexican jumping beans" from my childhood, too. Of course, they were probably immitation worms, not real ones.

'Face, the idea of something jumping up and down in the balls might have potential.

Whadd'ya think, gentlemen?


2,578 posted on 12/07/2005 4:47:18 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

You need to be a tad less passionate about certain things......or just things in general.


2,579 posted on 12/07/2005 4:47:46 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland; NicknamedBob

do these ben wa balls glow in the dark? i mean...in case they .....get lost....or something


2,580 posted on 12/07/2005 4:47:51 PM PST by Kindly Old Doc Tsu ("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
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