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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Most definitely!
You were not aware of this?
Curious.....
To: EsmeraldaA
No, what am I begging for?
2,542
posted on
12/07/2005 3:50:38 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu; Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland; tuliptree76

The Last Goodbyes
Every time you say Goodbye, it is a last Goodbye,
And sometimes, it becomes a Last, without a hint of why.
I said Goodbye, some years ago, to a little girl of ten,
Just heard the news report today. I wont see her again.
It never should have happened. That much is always clear,
But accidents and tragedies have no respect for time of year.
In Springtime, when the budding life is bursting out like song,
The loss of one so full of hope just makes the world seem wrong.
One never does expect it. Surprise is no surprise.
The Reaper dressed in party clothes is in a poor disguise.
Still I recall the time that I was last to see her leave,
I dont think it occurred to me Id be the one whod grieve.
We said Goodbye. It lasted long. A lifetime I suppose,
She should have gone about her life, for that is how it goes.
I wither and diminish. She flourishes and thrives.
But age is not the only thing that puts an end to lives.
Please take these notes in sadness, from lessons I have learned,
When you say Goodbye please make it Good, and make the Last one earned.
Like Jefferson and Adams, each stricken to his bed,
Yet each was sure the other lived, on a day that each was dead.
Our Goodbyes have a purpose, they hold a memory,
A flash of frozen joyfulness, in case of tragedy.
Please make the most of them, and photograph the smile,
And hold that hug, or handshake. It has to Last a while.
NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . May 16, 2005
2,543
posted on
12/07/2005 3:52:48 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
"I think he plays dominoes!!" I know He plays billiards.
By the way, He's Good.
2,544
posted on
12/07/2005 3:55:01 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: NicknamedBob
2,545
posted on
12/07/2005 3:56:29 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: NicknamedBob
2,546
posted on
12/07/2005 3:57:31 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: NicknamedBob
>> I know He plays billiards.
Snooker. Undefeated. Just ask "Old Scratch".
2,547
posted on
12/07/2005 3:59:40 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(-- speechless --)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
You were begging for a glimpse of the' method acting ball' of course!!!
To: EsmeraldaA
It was an aspiration, not a necessity!!
2,549
posted on
12/07/2005 4:14:43 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; EsmeraldaA
If respiration consists of inspiration and expiration, what the heck is aspiration?
And is it something you should be doing in polite company?
2,550
posted on
12/07/2005 4:17:08 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Sometimes showing up with role models in tow IS a necessity!
To: NicknamedBob; HKMk23
Not now, I'm using my brain power on the IQ test HKMk23 provided.....
2,552
posted on
12/07/2005 4:25:09 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu; NicknamedBob
I would love to have you for a doctor!
Even when we "expect" death, it's always a shock. I don't deal with it like most people because I have seen so much of it. I lost my best friend when we were 14. She had a seizure and fell into some water and had a coronary. But she was only the first of many, and I'm still unprepared.
Your poem said it quite accurately, Bob.
2,553
posted on
12/07/2005 4:25:15 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: EsmeraldaA
A ball is a role model - I'm aiming for the stars!!
2,554
posted on
12/07/2005 4:26:16 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: NicknamedBob
2,555
posted on
12/07/2005 4:26:53 PM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu
Oh, Mama. I'm so sorry. Are you and your patient okay?
2,556
posted on
12/07/2005 4:27:25 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
2,557
posted on
12/07/2005 4:27:43 PM PST
by
Kindly Old Doc Tsu
("mmph!" - Pogo. Someday I shall own a horse named "Mxlplkt")
To: HKMk23; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse
2,558
posted on
12/07/2005 4:28:47 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: NicknamedBob
You want an explanation for your aspiration to excel and exhale.......mmmmm....not in the mood.
To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu; tuliptree76; NicknamedBob; Irish_Thatcherite; Darksheare; stephenjohnbanker; ...
I have returned.
At some point, I will take a shower, but not right now.
Tulip and KODT: I hope that you feel much better soon.
'Face: Hot Toddy's either work or get you so snookered that you feel wonderful despite the gallopping epizootis.
NnB and DC: Do you have an eta on the balls yet? *heavy breathing*
2,560
posted on
12/07/2005 4:32:40 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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