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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Alice au Wonderland
I finished up a Psychology degree, then did grad school for 3 years, then realized that if I stayed in Psych, I was going to be poor for a *very* long time...
I jumped into computers, and have been a professional Network Administrator for eight years. I believe I am the person KP calls when all hell breaks loose in his computer.
I moved to California two years ago (for a girl), and moved to North Carolina two months ago (dragging the girl, kicking and screaming ;-)
We can buy a house here. We couldn't in California.
We can buy guns here. We couldn't in California.
To: Dawsonville_Doc
My hubby is a Computer Systems Analyst, whatever that means. He plays with hardware, software, everything. His new "thing" is security software.
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posted on
12/07/2005 10:14:19 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face
*writhing with anticipation* Startin' ta' think that the two of you would make "being eaten by wolves" out to be something naughty....
2,423
posted on
12/07/2005 10:20:19 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
Only "startin' to think" that, huh?
Where do you want the first bite? *throaty feral whisper*
2,424
posted on
12/07/2005 10:22:44 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: NicknamedBob
> I don't do stories like that...
Oh, I didn't expect that you'd pick up the theme yourself, necessarily, but it interests me that the stock-in-trade acid-thrower never has anything that cannot be purchased at the local hardware store. Where's the creativity in that?
2,425
posted on
12/07/2005 10:22:50 AM PST
by
HKMk23
(-- speechless --)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Where do you want the first bite? Anywhere it'll leave a mark. ;-)
2,426
posted on
12/07/2005 10:24:14 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
*breathing funny*
*squirming*
*moaning*
At this point, you could do almost anything with the balls and I would agree to it. ;o]
2,427
posted on
12/07/2005 10:25:40 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Dead Corpse
Visible to public scrutiny or hidden beneath your clothing?
2,428
posted on
12/07/2005 10:27:06 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Dead Corpse
"...Startin' ta' think that the two of you would make "being eaten by wolves" out to be something naughty...."
You mean it ISN'T??? Dang!
2,429
posted on
12/07/2005 10:27:09 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: HKMk23
Hiya! Talk about arriving at an opportune time...
2,430
posted on
12/07/2005 10:28:02 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse
If it's hidden, it's no fun.
When I have a mark on my neck, I tell people I had a bat in my bedroom. With a wing span of at least six feet...;o]
2,431
posted on
12/07/2005 10:29:26 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse
Well, I suppose I could leave one out in the open, just for show.....
2,432
posted on
12/07/2005 10:33:33 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
But on the other hand...it depends on where it was put. It's a little chilly to be wearing bikinis.
2,433
posted on
12/07/2005 10:41:30 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
It's a little chilly to be wearing bikinis.Not if you do it right.
2,434
posted on
12/07/2005 10:44:15 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face
Thought of a "funny", but it'd be a no-no for the Forum rules...
2,435
posted on
12/07/2005 10:45:06 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Alice au Wonderland
You could always wear a fur coat and heels...
2,436
posted on
12/07/2005 10:45:51 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Dead Corpse
Do the rules include FReepmail?
2,437
posted on
12/07/2005 10:46:13 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland
Heard y'all were havin' a ball over here & just had to stop in.
You might think about requesting that the interior NOT be perfectly spherical; perhaps a dodecahedron, instead. An irregular interior surface would provide greater, uh, "impact".
2,438
posted on
12/07/2005 10:46:38 AM PST
by
HKMk23
(-- speechless --)
To: HKMk23
Ah! Good idea! Man after my own heart! Or something. ;o]
2,439
posted on
12/07/2005 10:48:15 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: HKMk23
Oooh! Innovative! *squirming at the very thought*
2,440
posted on
12/07/2005 10:50:06 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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