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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Alice au Wonderland

I finished up a Psychology degree, then did grad school for 3 years, then realized that if I stayed in Psych, I was going to be poor for a *very* long time...
I jumped into computers, and have been a professional Network Administrator for eight years. I believe I am the person KP calls when all hell breaks loose in his computer.
I moved to California two years ago (for a girl), and moved to North Carolina two months ago (dragging the girl, kicking and screaming ;-)
We can buy a house here. We couldn't in California.
We can buy guns here. We couldn't in California.


2,421 posted on 12/07/2005 10:11:40 AM PST by Dawsonville_Doc
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To: Dawsonville_Doc

My hubby is a Computer Systems Analyst, whatever that means. He plays with hardware, software, everything. His new "thing" is security software.


2,422 posted on 12/07/2005 10:14:19 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face
*writhing with anticipation*

Startin' ta' think that the two of you would make "being eaten by wolves" out to be something naughty....

2,423 posted on 12/07/2005 10:20:19 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

Only "startin' to think" that, huh?

Where do you want the first bite? *throaty feral whisper*


2,424 posted on 12/07/2005 10:22:44 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: NicknamedBob

> I don't do stories like that...

Oh, I didn't expect that you'd pick up the theme yourself, necessarily, but it interests me that the stock-in-trade acid-thrower never has anything that cannot be purchased at the local hardware store. Where's the creativity in that?


2,425 posted on 12/07/2005 10:22:50 AM PST by HKMk23 (-- speechless --)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Where do you want the first bite?

Anywhere it'll leave a mark. ;-)

2,426 posted on 12/07/2005 10:24:14 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

*breathing funny*
*squirming*
*moaning*

At this point, you could do almost anything with the balls and I would agree to it. ;o]


2,427 posted on 12/07/2005 10:25:40 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Dead Corpse

Visible to public scrutiny or hidden beneath your clothing?


2,428 posted on 12/07/2005 10:27:06 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Dead Corpse

"...Startin' ta' think that the two of you would make "being eaten by wolves" out to be something naughty...."

You mean it ISN'T??? Dang!


2,429 posted on 12/07/2005 10:27:09 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: HKMk23

Hiya! Talk about arriving at an opportune time...


2,430 posted on 12/07/2005 10:28:02 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse

If it's hidden, it's no fun.

When I have a mark on my neck, I tell people I had a bat in my bedroom. With a wing span of at least six feet...;o]


2,431 posted on 12/07/2005 10:29:26 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse

Well, I suppose I could leave one out in the open, just for show.....


2,432 posted on 12/07/2005 10:33:33 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

But on the other hand...it depends on where it was put. It's a little chilly to be wearing bikinis.


2,433 posted on 12/07/2005 10:41:30 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
It's a little chilly to be wearing bikinis.

Not if you do it right.

2,434 posted on 12/07/2005 10:44:15 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face

Thought of a "funny", but it'd be a no-no for the Forum rules...


2,435 posted on 12/07/2005 10:45:06 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

You could always wear a fur coat and heels...


2,436 posted on 12/07/2005 10:45:51 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Dead Corpse

Do the rules include FReepmail?


2,437 posted on 12/07/2005 10:46:13 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland

Heard y'all were havin' a ball over here & just had to stop in.

You might think about requesting that the interior NOT be perfectly spherical; perhaps a dodecahedron, instead. An irregular interior surface would provide greater, uh, "impact".


2,438 posted on 12/07/2005 10:46:38 AM PST by HKMk23 (-- speechless --)
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To: HKMk23

Ah! Good idea! Man after my own heart! Or something. ;o]


2,439 posted on 12/07/2005 10:48:15 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: HKMk23

Oooh! Innovative! *squirming at the very thought*


2,440 posted on 12/07/2005 10:50:06 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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