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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Army Air Corps; Dead Corpse
"Do you have any Americium or Protactinium?"

No. Some stuff we simply dumped.

Don't tell anyone, but I let all the Atomic Number 80 just go right through.

Let the Japanese fishermen harvest it. I didn't have a use for it, although Dead Corpse suggested some interesting fireworks.

2,241 posted on 12/06/2005 9:26:39 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Darksheare

Prurience not-quite-by-proxy.


2,242 posted on 12/06/2005 9:26:55 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

"...thought that you had shagged a BBQ grill..."

That could be rather painful...


2,243 posted on 12/06/2005 9:27:10 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: All; yall

*mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmWAH!*

g'nite, ever'buddy


2,244 posted on 12/06/2005 9:27:12 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Bwahahahahahahahaha!


2,245 posted on 12/06/2005 9:27:46 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Army Air Corps; Alice au Wonderland
move cheese-grater for great justice
2,246 posted on 12/06/2005 9:29:05 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

The only thing that I have (besides the infection) is a weird interest in taxation.


2,247 posted on 12/06/2005 9:29:41 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Army Air Corps

Yes, if one did not posess either finesse or skill.

I had a friend who just spent a little over a year at the South Pole. On one of their weekends off duty, they decided to have a bbq. In order to get a fire hot enough to grill meat, they had to douse the cargo pallets with jet fuel!


2,248 posted on 12/06/2005 9:30:44 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: King Prout

That sounds like something from www.engrish.com.


2,249 posted on 12/06/2005 9:31:06 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: King Prout

'Nite KP!


2,250 posted on 12/06/2005 9:31:17 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: King Prout; Alice au Wonderland

Pics of Mollie kitty being a collar.
Coolbeans.

Cat envisioned as a mark of status and rank.


2,251 posted on 12/06/2005 9:31:22 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: King Prout

huh?


2,252 posted on 12/06/2005 9:31:28 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: King Prout

Good night, KP.


2,253 posted on 12/06/2005 9:32:17 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: tuliptree76
Amendment: The only thing that you have....that you know of.....
2,254 posted on 12/06/2005 9:32:25 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: King Prout

'Night, o my sibling.


2,255 posted on 12/06/2005 9:32:58 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: King Prout

Would be horrible if there was some strange program responsible for us..
That'd mean we're intellectual property then.

And then we'd have to hunt down our creators.




And then we'd catch them, and lecture them to death about bad ideas....


2,256 posted on 12/06/2005 9:33:29 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Sacre bleau!

Talk about the ethos of "Git 'er done!"


2,257 posted on 12/06/2005 9:34:14 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Darksheare; King Prout

Cat is a mark of status and rank.

Human bearer is envisioned as being worthy of the honor.


2,258 posted on 12/06/2005 9:34:26 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; tuliptree76

Good Night once again.

Nice Free-for-all.



What a place!


2,259 posted on 12/06/2005 9:34:40 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Darksheare

Oh to be a fly on the wall!!!!


2,260 posted on 12/06/2005 9:35:02 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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