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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Army Air Corps
Only the ones in Australia.
The ones here in NY are like wolf spiders.
A bite will swell your knuckles up to golf ball size and that's it.
Unless you're allergic to bee stings and such.
2,181
posted on
12/06/2005 9:06:34 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Victoria Delsoul
2,182
posted on
12/06/2005 9:07:17 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Yes.
Split down the portal to the weird place called Ea'rth.
2,183
posted on
12/06/2005 9:08:42 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: tuliptree76
her name was Lacy Elizabeth K___, and she attended Newcomb at the same time I attended Tulane.
she was, up till that time, the loveliest specimen of femality I had ever observed.
and she knew how to dress, walk, and smile to her advantage.
I passed her one fine afternoon.
she smiled at me.
My face met McAlister Auditorium.
no long story, no great mystery.
young men are, to put it gently, dumb as a bag of hammers.
2,184
posted on
12/06/2005 9:08:51 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Darksheare; Army Air Corps; Alice au Wonderland; EsmeraldaA; All
Great, thanks. :-)
Gotta say good night, everybody. Have a great day tomorrow.
To: King Prout
You used to be? As in you don't cook anymore?
*looking crushed*
To: King Prout
Alice sees, hears, speaks nothing.....but prurience.
When were you the high priest of anything? Even in yankeedom?
2,187
posted on
12/06/2005 9:09:20 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland; King Prout
"... what to do with 1440 extra tons of atomic 76." Yeah, that much Osmium (76) would be a problem, but we don't have that much of it.
The 1440 tons of stuff is Atomic Number 79. It was a by-product of our ocean-sieving project to glean U-know-what for our reactors.
I'm gong to hold most of the 79 in reserve to bribe the inhabitants of Manitoba, since I am interested in acquiring real estate.
2,188
posted on
12/06/2005 9:09:46 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: Victoria Delsoul
To: tuliptree76
Ladybugs are good luck. It is bad luck to intentionally inflict harm on a lady bug.
2,190
posted on
12/06/2005 9:10:06 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: EsmeraldaA; tuliptree76
I'm not much of a cook anymore, but I've made beef stew by hand and from a can.
(Sour cream and nice crumbly roast beef is also good, but I dunno what else to make with it...)
2,191
posted on
12/06/2005 9:10:26 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I do not like spidgers.
*Iiiiii* was the youngest.
thus *Iiiiii* was the one who hadda mow the damn lawn.
and thus *Iiiiii* was the one who had to open those damned garage doors and have wolf-spidgers swarm all over me.
so: I do not like spidgers, ok?
2,192
posted on
12/06/2005 9:11:20 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: NicknamedBob
Oh, okay, got the batches confused. Anyway, I can't wait to have balls of my own. Pun very much intended.
2,193
posted on
12/06/2005 9:11:26 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: NicknamedBob
Do you have an Americium or Protactinium?
To: Victoria Delsoul
To: Darksheare
Cobbs at work, I tell you.....
2,196
posted on
12/06/2005 9:12:19 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland; King Prout; NicknamedBob
I found the post and the link.
2,197
posted on
12/06/2005 9:12:24 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
who else do you know who slagged a barbecue grill with the heat of the charcoal fires he crafted???
2,198
posted on
12/06/2005 9:12:25 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: tuliptree76
"How many guys on here would make soup for me and Es if they were in the same living space as we were?" You have a Microwave?
2,199
posted on
12/06/2005 9:12:41 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: Victoria Delsoul
Good night, pleasant dreams.
2,200
posted on
12/06/2005 9:13:03 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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