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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

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To: NicknamedBob

How do you know whether or not I've read your book(s)?


1,761 posted on 12/06/2005 12:29:12 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face
My, my! that certainly is informative!

Well, I guess if we guys can be attracted to shiny! it's only fair that the girls have a chance at tingly!

I'll keep a few tons in reserve. We wouldn't want to run short, now that we have an application.

1,762 posted on 12/06/2005 12:29:19 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Monkey Face

*Eeeeeevil grin*


1,763 posted on 12/06/2005 12:30:07 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: NicknamedBob

Well crud... I suppose if you don't want the 1440 tons of 79, I'll take it. I think I may be able to find a market for it somewhere. You wouldn't happen to have any 78 laying around would you? I mean, we squirreled away a bunch of alloys to bring with at one point in time, but we were thinking about brings a good sample with us until we get the asteroid/moon mining bots up and running at capacity.


1,764 posted on 12/06/2005 12:30:57 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
"How do you know whether or not I've read your book(s)?"

I don't know for certain, but I am unaware of a path of access for you.

You could have purchased book number one, (anyone can), but the others have a very limited circulation.

I would like to think you have. If not, I think you would enjoy it.

1,765 posted on 12/06/2005 12:33:58 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: NicknamedBob

You can count on me, NnB. I'm infamous for finding ways of using "things" for purposes other than those originally intended.


1,766 posted on 12/06/2005 12:35:06 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Hi, Es!
Workin on genealogy for a friend. It's pretty interesting. I'm waiting to see if our lines meet in the 1400's to 1200's...THAT would be fun!


1,767 posted on 12/06/2005 12:35:58 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Have you taken a gander at Elvgren yet?


1,768 posted on 12/06/2005 12:36:06 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; NicknamedBob

Yah...well, now that Bob knows what they are, we shouldn't have any trouble keeping a good supply, yes?


1,769 posted on 12/06/2005 12:36:56 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: NicknamedBob

Egads, man! I availed myself of the links that you sent to me.....and....well, where there's a will, NnB......


1,770 posted on 12/06/2005 12:38:12 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Dead Corpse

see post 1756. *shuddering*


1,771 posted on 12/06/2005 12:40:40 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: NicknamedBob

Hhhmmm... shouldn't be too hard to make. You'd think a light extrenal alloy with a MUCH denser internal sphere would provide a more effective stimulus. Osmium 192 maybe?


1,772 posted on 12/06/2005 12:40:44 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Saw it. I guess that explains all the "*shuddering*"....


1,773 posted on 12/06/2005 12:41:40 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Darksheare

Not yet. It'll have to be after I return from the ballet/swim run.

Will you be around later this evening?


1,774 posted on 12/06/2005 12:41:42 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Awesome!

My select clientele! Motivates me to work further on book number four.



(Eeeevil grin!)


1,775 posted on 12/06/2005 12:42:15 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Dead Corpse

You excel at "toy" manufacture as well? Is there no limit to your talents?


1,776 posted on 12/06/2005 12:43:22 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: NicknamedBob; All

I'm leaving for now. Be back later this evening.

Keep your eyes on the ball(s), everyone! *wicked smirk*


1,777 posted on 12/06/2005 12:45:38 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Is there no limit to your talents?

Not yet. Still looking. ;-)

1,778 posted on 12/06/2005 12:48:05 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse
"You wouldn't happen to have any 78 laying around would you?"

Help yourself, it's over in that pile of '47, hopelessly mixed together. Hardly worth the trouble to separate, ya know?

I think I'll hang on to most of the '79 though, just in case Manitoba calls. I have kind of a sweet spot for that place, and once the global cooling starts because of the melting of the glaciers, folks in the Northern Hemisphere will be quick to accept my "warm" regards. Heh-Heh-Heh!

1,779 posted on 12/06/2005 12:49:01 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Possibly.
Kinda in 'wander' mode at the moment.


1,780 posted on 12/06/2005 12:52:40 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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