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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Dead Corpse
1,461
posted on
12/05/2005 2:38:26 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Dead Corpse; Irish_Thatcherite
Actually, my sinuses are okay, so I don't sound stuffed up. Instead, my voice is a little raspy and deeper than normal. I could only talk for an hour in class before my voice was just about ready to go.
1,462
posted on
12/05/2005 2:41:34 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: tuliptree76
If your sinuses are ok, at least you won't feel too miserable.
1,463
posted on
12/05/2005 2:46:35 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Dead Corpse; Irish_Thatcherite
Planets?
Oh. I get it. Yeah, that's definitely what you'd want to have if you were up in a tree with a bear chewing on your knee.
"I said, 'NO Biting!'" -- Ka-Boom!!! ... ... Thud!
Still, even the .22 was helpful...
1,464
posted on
12/05/2005 2:51:59 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
It's not too bad. I just need to get my normal voice back.
1,465
posted on
12/05/2005 2:55:00 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: tuliptree76
1,466
posted on
12/05/2005 2:56:14 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: NicknamedBob
"It's an .88 Magnum. It shoots through schools." -Danny Vermin
Seriously though... looking at a Taurus PT-140 for Zon. I think she'd like it.
1,467
posted on
12/05/2005 2:58:39 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: NicknamedBob
Liberal: You don't need guns to protect yourself against a bear, you must talk to him/her, you must understand his/her feelings, you must ask why he/she is being violent, you must ask if he/she was abused in childhood, you must remember that it's not the bear's fault, it's societies fault, I.......
1,468
posted on
12/05/2005 3:00:40 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
1,469
posted on
12/05/2005 3:02:33 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; NicknamedBob
The S&W .460 shoots a 300gr .45 caliber slug at speeds up to 2200fps and has almost 3000ft-lbs of energy at the muzzle.
It's drop most ursine cousins with alacrity. Especially if you were shooting straight down at him.
1,470
posted on
12/05/2005 3:02:33 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
You must talk to the bear...
1,471
posted on
12/05/2005 3:04:07 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Dead Corpse
On that happy thought, G'Night all...
1,472
posted on
12/05/2005 3:04:13 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
1,473
posted on
12/05/2005 3:05:09 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: Dead Corpse
1,474
posted on
12/05/2005 3:07:02 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
you must talk to him/her, 'Hello Bear'
you must understand his/her feelings, 'The bear is hungry'
you must ask why he/she is being violent, 'The bear is hungry'
you must ask if he/she was abused in childhood, 'Yes'
you must remember that it's not the bear's fault, 'The bear is hungry'
it's societies fault 'Society disses hairy mean-tempered sows of minority species'
1,475
posted on
12/05/2005 3:10:46 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
To: NicknamedBob
1,476
posted on
12/05/2005 3:13:39 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: tuliptree76; Harmless Teddy Bear
There's a picture?indeed:

1,477
posted on
12/05/2005 3:20:17 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; tuliptree76; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; All
Hey folks!
We're fighting the good fight up here.
lol.
IT, how are you feeling?
How's everyone?
1,478
posted on
12/05/2005 3:21:40 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
He is boo-te-ful. How long is it going to be before he is back in fighting trim?I expect to get him repaired (and improved (steam-bending the new belly) and finished) between Christ's Mass and New Year's Day.
1,479
posted on
12/05/2005 3:22:36 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: fanfan; tuliptree76
I'm feeling fine, but I'm a little doubtful about my memory at times, but maybe it's my imagination, I had half-forgotten about tulip's cold....
1,480
posted on
12/05/2005 3:25:50 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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