Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[TheMadLurker]

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I guess.

[tuliptree76]

Actually, my sinuses are okay, so I don't sound stuffed up. Instead, my voice is a little raspy and deeper than normal. I could only talk for an hour in class before my voice was just about ready to go.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

If your sinuses are ok, at least you won't feel too miserable.

[NicknamedBob]

Planets?

Oh. I get it. Yeah, that's definitely what you'd want to have if you were up in a tree with a bear chewing on your knee.

"I said, 'NO Biting!'" -- Ka-Boom!!! ... ... Thud!


Still, even the .22 was helpful...

[tuliptree76]

It's not too bad. I just need to get my normal voice back.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

You need it!

[Dead Corpse]

"It's an .88 Magnum. It shoots through schools." -Danny Vermin

Seriously though... looking at a Taurus PT-140 for Zon. I think she'd like it.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Liberal: You don't need guns to protect yourself against a bear, you must talk to him/her, you must understand his/her feelings, you must ask why he/she is being violent, you must ask if he/she was abused in childhood, you must remember that it's not the bear's fault, it's societies fault, I.......

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Childhood = cubhood.

[Dead Corpse]

The S&W .460 shoots a 300gr .45 caliber slug at speeds up to 2200fps and has almost 3000ft-lbs of energy at the muzzle.

It's drop most ursine cousins with alacrity. Especially if you were shooting straight down at him.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

You must talk to the bear...

[Dead Corpse]

On that happy thought, G'Night all...

[tuliptree76]

Have a good night, DC.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Goodnight DC!!

[NicknamedBob]

you must talk to him/her,                         'Hello Bear'
you must understand his/her feelings,             'The bear is hungry'
you must ask why he/she is being violent,         'The bear is hungry'
you must ask if he/she was abused in childhood,   'Yes' 
you must remember that it's not the bear's fault, 'The bear is hungry' 
it's societies fault                              'Society disses hairy mean-tempered sows of minority species'

[Irish_Thatcherite]

LOL!!

[King Prout]

There's a picture?

indeed:

[fanfan]

Hey folks!

We're fighting the good fight up here.
lol.



IT, how are you feeling?
How's everyone?

[King Prout]

He is boo-te-ful. How long is it going to be before he is back in fighting trim?

I expect to get him repaired (and improved (steam-bending the new belly) and finished) between Christ's Mass and New Year's Day.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I'm feeling fine, but I'm a little doubtful about my memory at times, but maybe it's my imagination, I had half-forgotten about tulip's cold....