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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: tuliptree76
The mice are squeaking...
To: Army Air Corps
1,342
posted on
12/04/2005 8:50:04 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: tuliptree76
You don't even want to know what the lampreys and lemmings are doing...
To: Army Air Corps
Oh great. Are they making a mess again? I don't feel like cleaning tonight.
1,344
posted on
12/04/2005 9:09:21 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: tuliptree76
" I don't feel like cleaning tonight."
Not to worry, I have been training some hedgehogs to do that...
To: Army Air Corps
*whew*
I'm glad you did. I can't do a lot of heavy lifting until I get rid of this congestion.
1,346
posted on
12/04/2005 9:11:45 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: tuliptree76
I have been trying to train some squirrels to perform electrical work, but it usually results in an afternoon snack.
To: Army Air Corps
Ack! No! Not the squirrels!
1,348
posted on
12/04/2005 9:16:42 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: tuliptree76
Well, the amps fry them and I just cant let good squirrel go to waste...
To: Army Air Corps
Ugh... You can have the squirrel. I'll just stick with beef, pork, chicken, turkey, and white fish.
1,350
posted on
12/04/2005 9:21:39 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: tuliptree76
well, the squirrels are better at electrical work than the seals...that training programme was a disaster.
To: Army Air Corps
Maybe you can get the birds to do it instead.
1,352
posted on
12/04/2005 9:25:13 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: tuliptree76
I am training the birds to tie my shoes. Squirrels do fairly well with electrical work because of their tiny hands, but they aren't safety concious and often forget their gloves.
To: Army Air Corps
I am picturing the squirrels in little gloves with safety hats and goggles... and it's such a cute picture.
1,354
posted on
12/04/2005 9:30:19 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: tuliptree76
I tried to teach some badgers how to repair small gas engines, but that didn't go so well...
"I am picturing the squirrels in little gloves with safety hats and goggles... and it's such a cute picture."
Well, they usually do good work, especially with home electronics.
To: Army Air Corps
1,356
posted on
12/04/2005 9:38:14 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: tuliptree76
Well, I am going to toddle off to bed early; I have a full day tomorrow.
Sleep well.
To: Army Air Corps
1,358
posted on
12/04/2005 9:41:35 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
To: tuliptree76
"I am picturing the squirrels in little gloves with safety hats and goggles... and it's such a cute picture."
I am gonna have that image in my head for a while.
To: Army Air Corps
LOL! At least it's a good image.
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posted on
12/04/2005 9:49:44 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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