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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: All; yall
(yawn)
Mornin' everybody...
Pretty gray ball outside...
I'm brewing coffee, hot water for chai, and if you ask nice, biscuits.
(plods off to kitchen)
To: Dawsonville_Doc
Morning!
If you make the biscuits, I'll bring the homemade jam.
11,962
posted on
12/29/2005 8:42:13 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Wow. Only two posts between going to bed and getting up...
11,963
posted on
12/29/2005 9:23:37 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: sionnsar
Must be that fresh, crisp, outer space atmosphere. Space travel wears a body out.
11,964
posted on
12/29/2005 9:32:18 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Well, things seem slow everywhere this morning. Went out to look for material for the Trad-Anglican ping list; got through all my main sources without finding one item.
I guess that's okay. I've got to put in some work on a paper today...
11,965
posted on
12/29/2005 9:36:19 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: sionnsar
11,966
posted on
12/29/2005 9:52:35 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Das Outsider
11,967
posted on
12/29/2005 11:15:50 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: tuliptree76
Seems quiet today as well.
11,968
posted on
12/29/2005 11:16:56 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: tuliptree76
*crickets chirping* Nah, that was your fish.
11,969
posted on
12/29/2005 11:41:24 AM PST
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: tuliptree76
11,970
posted on
12/29/2005 12:41:55 PM PST
by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: All
11,971
posted on
12/29/2005 1:58:27 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: All
11,972
posted on
12/29/2005 2:33:04 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: God
I love this guy!
Can you help?
11,973
posted on
12/29/2005 2:39:43 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
11,974
posted on
12/29/2005 2:47:29 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan; Dead Corpse; tuliptree76; Alice au Wonderland
Here's a real "Last Post."
To: tuliptree76
Last Post
65,534 posted on
12/31/2004 11:44:42 AM EST by
Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
Almost coming up on the anniversary of it. The original Last Post of the Original Undead Thread.
What you showed us was just a regular line post.
11,975
posted on
12/29/2005 3:07:03 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: fanfan; Monkey Face; Baraonda; tuliptree76; Alice au Wonderland; Irish_Thatcherite; ...
China condemns American attack on DPRK's Kim
Chicom.com ^ | December 30, 2005 | Hi Hei Ho
Posted on 12/29/2005 2:45:38 PM PST by Hu_Your_Daddy
Following a most vicious assault on North Korea's Mr. Kim by an unidentified American militant, President Hu has offered a stern warning to the U.S. State Department and President George Bush. "Bad, so bad," said Mr. Hu in an address to the Chinese people and millions of North Koreans still in shock. The President offered his condolences to the Republic and its citizens, wishing them fortunate winds and much fish in the future.
The investigation into the December 28th assault is still underway. On the American side, Vice-Underdeputy Secretary of the Department of Foreign Stuff and What Not, Owen Meany, issued a brief press conference on Thursday. "Who are you," he said, "and why am I wearing bunny slippers?"
North Korean officials have promised a status report of their investigation by the beginning of the New Year.
To: Das Outsider; Monkey Face; Baraonda; tuliptree76; Alice au Wonderland; Irish_Thatcherite; ...
Well, Hello, everyone!
:-)
11,977
posted on
12/29/2005 3:10:05 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Das Outsider
11,978
posted on
12/29/2005 3:10:52 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: All
Oh, sure...... 23, no, now 22 posts to the big 12000, and you're all just sitting out there, in the bush, waiting to pounce!
Ha!
11,979
posted on
12/29/2005 3:19:41 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Das Outsider; fanfan; Monkey Face; Baraonda; tuliptree76; Alice au Wonderland; Irish_Thatcherite
"The President offered his condolences to the Republic and its citizens, wishing them fortunate winds and much fish in the future." Something appears to be missing from the translation of the President's words. What he actually said was, "Tell them to blow it out their ___ and go jump in the lake."
I suppose he could have been thinking of a lake with fish in it.
11,980
posted on
12/29/2005 3:23:03 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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