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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: tuliptree76

LOL!
(And you got 00's!)


11,201 posted on 12/26/2005 4:04:18 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: tuliptree76

I would seem he is, and you got 00!


11,202 posted on 12/26/2005 4:04:50 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76; Monkey Face; fanfan; A CA Guy; All

I'm off to bed, goodnight everyone!!


11,203 posted on 12/26/2005 4:06:07 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face
She's the only one who does things like try to show up in a new Bentley then waddles in wearing overbearing costumes.

Then there is that whiny voice with the Brooklyn/Cuban accent or what ever that is supposed to be.
11,204 posted on 12/26/2005 4:06:10 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Good night IT.

:-)


11,205 posted on 12/26/2005 4:06:44 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: tuliptree76

I'm not an illegal, so I would never be sitting in a tree.
I would be doing the decent thing and simply drill a hole through the wall (Thank you!)


11,206 posted on 12/26/2005 4:07:25 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

'Night, Irish!


11,207 posted on 12/26/2005 4:08:07 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Hey, it's only 4PM Californian time, you should be at the story shopping for cheap Mexican made threads in the store right now, not trying to sleep.


11,208 posted on 12/26/2005 4:08:54 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

story = store


11,209 posted on 12/26/2005 4:09:17 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: All

Pat made it through the day with no puddles! Not with any initiative of his own, of course, but at least maybe he's restraining himself until someone takes him to the toilet.

James didn't get his new teeth for Christmas. Maybe the Tooth Ferry will bring them for his birthday.


11,210 posted on 12/26/2005 4:14:52 PM PST by Tax-chick (A child is born in Bethlehem, Alleluia!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
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Here we see a typical J-Lo outing to the Ivy.
Being no one wanted to be spotted with her, she had to use the automatic self driving car to get her to The Ivy for a night of being spotted.

11,211 posted on 12/26/2005 4:17:02 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Tax-chick

Good for Pat!

Give him a hug from me!

No teeth from the "Tooth Ferry?" How sad... ;o]


11,212 posted on 12/26/2005 4:17:17 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: A CA Guy

That is one ugly broad...she must be counting on her "heritage" to get her someplace.

GAH!

I won't watch a movie with her in it.


11,213 posted on 12/26/2005 4:19:00 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face

Life is hard when you're Dentition Deprived. The Tooth Ferry probably sent them Parcel Post. Next time I'll pay extra for UPS delivery.


11,214 posted on 12/26/2005 4:19:21 PM PST by Tax-chick (A child is born in Bethlehem, Alleluia!)
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To: Tax-chick
"Maybe the Tooth Ferry will bring them for his birthday."

You have an industrial-strength tooth delivery service?

11,215 posted on 12/26/2005 4:20:40 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

I hope they make it! I'm sure he would love to start BITING things!


11,216 posted on 12/26/2005 4:22:26 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: NicknamedBob

The Tooth Ferry (delivers teeth, as opposed to the Tooth Fairy, who picks them up) was brought to you by one of those spelling-and-humor deprived FReepers who also gets his panties in a wad over Santa Clause, the guy who brings grammar workbooks to bad children.


11,217 posted on 12/26/2005 4:22:36 PM PST by Tax-chick (A child is born in Bethlehem, Alleluia!)
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To: Monkey Face

James is discouraged from biting, strongly!


11,218 posted on 12/26/2005 4:23:06 PM PST by Tax-chick (A child is born in Bethlehem, Alleluia!)
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To: Tax-chick
I should have known you'd have to do things differently...


11,219 posted on 12/26/2005 4:24:43 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: NicknamedBob

Well, where do you think your teeth came from, Wal-mart?


11,220 posted on 12/26/2005 4:25:25 PM PST by Tax-chick (A child is born in Bethlehem, Alleluia!)
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